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Internship 

An internship is when (usually a college undergraduate) goes and works for a company who can get away with paying him a very small salary or often nothing because he hasn't graduated yet.

It's basically just working to make someone rich and getting nothing in return - the modern equivalent of slavery, except nowadays, people are actually willing.
Person A: Hey! I got an internship with yahoo this summer!

Person B: Awesome! What will your job involve?

Person A: Correcting grammatical errors, making cups of coffee.. you know the usual - they're paying me $50 bucks at the end of the six weeks.

Person B: That sounds fantastic! That'll really benefit your career in the years to come.

Internship by porcolatos April 23, 2009
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Unpaid Internship

An act of desperation primarily employed by career-oriented underclassmen who lack the necessary skills to claim that they have employable skills.

Synonyms: Indentured servitude
Chad took an unpaid internship at his daddy's firm to put an extra line on his resume.
Unpaid Internship by bloopy123 June 25, 2018

hand internship 

Guy: hey baby. I have a surprise in my pocket for you
Girl: ew. Are you asking me to give you a hand job
Guy: no, more like a hand internship
hand internship by H-Dawg_ May 15, 2015

meat internship 

meet in-turn-ship
noun
1. when a man's girlfriend treats him like a piece of meat.
2. a man who is training to become a simp would be enrolled in a "meat internship".
3. a simp in development is a meat intern.
4. a simp in the making is a meat intern.
5. a meat internship is the first processes in becoming a simp.
•wyatt puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, wyatt has begun his meat internship.

•wyatt puts too much value on a female for no reason, wyatt is a meat intern.

•wyatt prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women . wyatt's friends say he is enrolled in a meat internship and on his way in becoming a simp.

•A "Yes Dear, Man" Simp is enrolled in a meat internship.
meat internship by youtube AsV March 30, 2020

Bridge Internship 

An internship specifically to bridge any employment gaps on your resume. Usually ultra low maintenance, they are designed to maintain existing skills or learn new skills to switch industries.
Yea, after I got laid off I found a bridge internship, I didn't want to look like an unemployed loser while applying. It was super easy, a meeting or two a week and independent work.

Internip 

Posted photos on the internet of a woman with hard nipples seen through her clothing. Accidental nipple shot that has been posted online.
Scarlett was horrified the day after the holiday party when she checked the pictures online only to discover that she suffered from internip. She called her best girlfriend in tears, "My nipples are all over the internet!"
Internip by GiddyUpGirl December 29, 2008
To be used when your internet connection is either very slow or not working
Yeah, I'm having major intershit problems.
Intershit by SuperITGuy July 13, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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