Internshit 

Having a shitty internship or not looking forward to the prospect of having to look for an internship

"what are you plans this week?"
"oh I have to take care of this internshit it sucks!"

or

"what are those papers about?"
"oh thats just internshit"

Internshit by hyver345 July 6, 2009

Internshit 

(n): A internship that produces no measurable value to the intern, possibly with false promises of real responsibility and/or makes you hate your life each day.

"Hey how's the project coming along at the manufacturing company?"

"Well, I just make coffee for my boss every day and unclog the toilet in the women's bathroom a few times each week. It's more like an internshit."

Internshit by doc1178 July 14, 2009

Special High Intensity Training 

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from members, it will be our policy to keep all members well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our members more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your Duke. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our Vice Dukes are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H I.T. you can handle.

Members who don't take S H I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMERGENCY EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EXTRA ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our Vice Dukes took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For members who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you.

If Billy doesn't listen we'll put him into Special High Intensity Training.

Special High Intensity Training by NinjaShark November 9, 2010

Internetitis 

A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.

1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.

2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.

Internetitis by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014

Intense Intensity 

more intense than just plain intensity, but slightly less than intensity that is brighter than the sun

After a lunch of pounding coffee and hash browns, Tony was ready to work with intense intensity for the remainder of the day.

Intense Intensity by BabyBuster October 1, 2008

Internship 

An internship is when (usually a college undergraduate) goes and works for a company who can get away with paying him a very small salary or often nothing because he hasn't graduated yet.

It's basically just working to make someone rich and getting nothing in return - the modern equivalent of slavery, except nowadays, people are actually willing.

Person A: Hey! I got an internship with yahoo this summer!

Person B: Awesome! What will your job involve?

Person A: Correcting grammatical errors, making cups of coffee.. you know the usual - they're paying me $50 bucks at the end of the six weeks.

Person B: That sounds fantastic! That'll really benefit your career in the years to come.

Internship by porcolatos April 23, 2009

Unpaid Internship

An act of desperation primarily employed by career-oriented underclassmen who lack the necessary skills to claim that they have employable skills.

Synonyms: Indentured servitude

Chad took an unpaid internship at his daddy's firm to put an extra line on his resume.

Unpaid Internship by bloopy123 June 25, 2018