intership

when two people are so close but so far in the same time

me and this girl i know are in an intership

by Y.O.S.R March 16, 2022

Internip

Posted photos on the internet of a woman with hard nipples seen through her clothing. Accidental nipple shot that has been posted online.

Scarlett was horrified the day after the holiday party when she checked the pictures online only to discover that she suffered from internip. She called her best girlfriend in tears, "My nipples are all over the internet!"

by GiddyUpGirl December 29, 2008

Internship

An internship is when (usually a college undergraduate) goes and works for a company who can get away with paying him a very small salary or often nothing because he hasn't graduated yet.

It's basically just working to make someone rich and getting nothing in return - the modern equivalent of slavery, except nowadays, people are actually willing.

Person A: Hey! I got an internship with yahoo this summer!

Person B: Awesome! What will your job involve?

Person A: Correcting grammatical errors, making cups of coffee.. you know the usual - they're paying me $50 bucks at the end of the six weeks.

Person B: That sounds fantastic! That'll really benefit your career in the years to come.

by porcolatos April 23, 2009

Unpaid Internship

An act of desperation primarily employed by career-oriented underclassmen who lack the necessary skills to claim that they have employable skills.

Synonyms: Indentured servitude

Chad took an unpaid internship at his daddy's firm to put an extra line on his resume.

by bloopy123 June 25, 2018

intertippity

to feel deeply torn because you know what is right, best or practical and that conflicts with what is pleasurable or what you ardently want.

A specific form of cognitive dissonance and inner-conflict.

Sometimes accompanied by ambivalence.

Often used to describe difficulty while developing new habits.

I have not known so much intertippity since my doctor first told me I was at risk for type II diabetes, and the waiter plunked down a big honkin' chocolate lava cake with vanilla ice cream in front of me.

by Xanadu The Great April 15, 2015

Intershit

To be used when your internet connection is either very slow or not working

Yeah, I'm having major intershit problems.

by SuperITGuy July 13, 2009

Internshit

Having a shitty internship or not looking forward to the prospect of having to look for an internship

"what are you plans this week?"
"oh I have to take care of this internshit it sucks!"

or

"what are those papers about?"
"oh thats just internshit"

by hyver345 July 6, 2009