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Internetty

Slang terminology when describe the inernet.
When Samir gets distracted by something small and shiny at the end of a previously-well constructed sentence:

"My internetty is spaz!"
Internetty by Samir_1 April 28, 2007

Internetty

People who develop a slang/trend/ clout or like addiction, by simply watching too much internet.
I was raised by the TV that's why I'm stupid, you were raised by the internet, that's why you act internetty. Always getting to chase clout instead of just enjoying life. And trust me kid, even if you did become an influencer, you're still an internetty acting bastard so therefore I still dont wana hang around with you. I'd rather just enjoy my life without having to worry if you're playing the choke game on tiktok.

I was trying to enjoy the ocean but then scott started acting all internetty and and started "broo-ing" every other word, then when I told him to pipe down and just enjoy nature he started to light his hand on fire with hand sanitizer just because to try n go viral. That dudes way too internetty.

Example 2: that dudes phone is up his asss so much hes starting to act all internetty on us. How the fuck is he a gangster and know all the slang when his family, friends and himself are living in a 4 main dollar mansion with a butler. The guys never even seen the inside of a hood- yet- hes got all the tattoos he can fit on his face. Damn this guys internetty. Just watch the videos and enjoy it - stop actingike you are FROM it you internetty bastard!
Internetty by TheOctopus October 25, 2023

Strongest Army On The Internet 

The strongest army on the internet, being Greg, this is the only time you can look this up.

(A reference from Danny Gonzalez, Youtuber)
Yeah, Greg is the strongest army on the internet! Also, don't look that up.

Strongest Army On The Internet 

The strongest army on the internet, would be Greg. (yes, this is a Danny Gonzalez reference)
Subscribe to become a part of the strongest army on the internet, Greg... don't look that up

Strongest Army On The Internet 

Greg is the strongest army on the internet. If you are one of Greg, you are immune to all diseases and you will live forever.

(Danny Gonzalez is the owner of the army. He is the reincarnation of Jesus.)
Guy 1: Are you part of Greg?
Guy 2: I'm not. What is Greg?
Guy 1: Greg is the strongest army on the internet. You will be immortal if you join Greg. The only thing you have to give up is your oil and tobacco.

internet sex symbol 

arataka reigen, the finest man alive

(a character from mob psycho 100)
person 1: wow have you heard of the internet sex symbol??
person 2: yeah reigen's so sexy am i right??
internet sex symbol by perseus69 September 5, 2021
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