2 definitions by TheOctopus
Ghetto GOAT or Ghetto G.O.A.T - is the status earned if you are someone (usually a parent) who has a job but still lives in bad conditions, (high crime, high drug usage, high homeless problems, bad influences,) who has a don't fuck with me attitude when it comes to their family! They are street smart and tough and if has to be -"violent," to "defend" and ward off the outside influence to the younger generation they are raising! They handle their business and take care of their family, with normal jobs, and teach the kids the right morals day in day out. "fearless"of "anyone"who tries to teach the kid the wrong way. And is also ready to fight, kill or die for the "right" thing. To not coward in the face of adversity. The word "goat" is used as a "sports term" (greatest of all time) -the "family" of the man/woman is the persons team! Its literally all they work for, teach for, struggle for, so the kids can have a better life. An achiever even in the ghetto! against the urban city bullshit and showing that you can still bring up tough,strong, youth. For the most part, these legends have respect. Because they were able to keep their shit in line, dont get kids taken by CPS, and is lawyal to their FAMILY 100 percent. Alot of "stepped up" parents who take care of CPS kids are ghetto GOATS!They proved to be able to take care of the their kids or family by doing the right thing regardless of the outside influences.
did you see his instagram post? That foos a ghetto g.o.a.t! His dad slapped the shit out of him when he found out he joined a gang. He told him to do something about it? Since he's supposed to be hard now! His son didnt do anything! He coward with his head down. so he said his son is now "jumped out" the gang and if anyone n the gang watching his instagram had a problem with it they can come and see him too! Because in the end his dad is ready and willing to kill or die for his son, and for whats ultimately right! He respects his family, works hard takes care of them. Wtf that foo needed to join a gang for? Respect a ghetto GOAT if you got one. Dumb ass!
by TheOctopus November 9, 2022
I was raised by the TV that's why I'm stupid, you were raised by the internet, that's why you act internetty. Always getting to chase clout instead of just enjoying life. And trust me kid, even if you did become an influencer, you're still an internetty acting bastard so therefore I still dont wana hang around with you. I'd rather just enjoy my life without having to worry if you're playing the choke game on tiktok.
I was trying to enjoy the ocean but then scott started acting all internetty and and started "broo-ing" every other word, then when I told him to pipe down and just enjoy nature he started to light his hand on fire with hand sanitizer just because to try n go viral. That dudes way too internetty.
Example 2: that dudes phone is up his asss so much hes starting to act all internetty on us. How the fuck is he a gangster and know all the slang when his family, friends and himself are living in a 4 main dollar mansion with a butler. The guys never even seen the inside of a hood- yet- hes got all the tattoos he can fit on his face. Damn this guys internetty. Just watch the videos and enjoy it - stop actingike you are FROM it you internetty bastard!
I was trying to enjoy the ocean but then scott started acting all internetty and and started "broo-ing" every other word, then when I told him to pipe down and just enjoy nature he started to light his hand on fire with hand sanitizer just because to try n go viral. That dudes way too internetty.
Example 2: that dudes phone is up his asss so much hes starting to act all internetty on us. How the fuck is he a gangster and know all the slang when his family, friends and himself are living in a 4 main dollar mansion with a butler. The guys never even seen the inside of a hood- yet- hes got all the tattoos he can fit on his face. Damn this guys internetty. Just watch the videos and enjoy it - stop actingike you are FROM it you internetty bastard!
by TheOctopus October 25, 2023