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Internet hell 

Most sites on the internet suck balls, but there are 7 that suck so bad they can be considered circles of internet hell:
-Reddit
-Tiktok
-4chan
-twitter
-deviantart
-furaffinity
-facebook

So basically, the only major social site that isn't a shithole is Discord
Guy on discord: "can I post furry yiff in this server?"
Other guy: "go back to internet hell"
Internet hell by Kurīmīierō March 13, 2022
Words you can keep

internet says hello 

When little kids learn "grown up" words/customs, thanks to the INTERNET.
A way to explain how the kid knows to another baffled elder.
Little Timmy: I know what masturbation is!
John: Dude, how does your 7 year old brother know this?!
Bob: Yeah, internet says hello.

Hello Internet

A podcast hosted by CGP Grey and Brady Haran.
"Did you listen to the latest episode of Hello Internet?"
"No, that podcast is too awesome for my puny mind to comprehend."
Hello Internet by Randomness999999 January 9, 2019

Hello Internet

Hello Internet is an audio podcast hosted by YouTube content creators CGP Grey and Brady Haran, creator of many different channels like Numberphile and Periodic Videos. It debuted in 2014 and, as of now, has over a hundred episodes, of which one was exclusively released as a vinyl record.

The podcast features discussions pertaining to their lives as professional creators for YouTube, the content of their most recent videos as well as their interests and annoyances. Typical topics include technology etiquette, movie and TV show reviews, plane accidents, vexillology, futurology, and the differences between Grey's and Haran's personalities and lifestyles.

In 2015, Haran and the podcast were credited with reappropriating the word "freebooting" to describe copyright infringement via re-hosting videos on platforms such as Facebook, a practice typically undertaken to profit from advertisements alongside the content. Facebook has since adopted tools to address. Hot Stopper is a more recent word brought to life by the podcast, mainly due to CPG Grey's frustration with the (lack of) Hot Stoppers in Starbucks.

The Podcast was selected as the best New Podcast of 2014 by Apple, as well as being included in the top 50 podcasts of Guardian in 2016. Furthermore, Brady Haran won the Radio Times "Radio and Podcast" competition, CPG Grey was also a nominee.
"Hey man, I'm looking for a new Podcast to listen to, any suggestions?"
"I'd suggest Hello Internet, it's a lot of fun to listen to!"
Hello Internet by CheekyBanter June 22, 2018

hello internet

*dan leans into screen* hi. my name is *cups hands* dan
dan howell’s first youtube video
whenever dan is shown hello internet, he cringes
hello internet by B0WT13S January 4, 2021

hello internet

A cringe video by Daniel Howell aka Dan Is Not On Fire

Three Fucking Years In Starry Internet And No Calls Of Compressed Video Games So Either You Are Level (7) With Me Or Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill You 

Three Fucking Years In Starry Internet And No Calls Of Compressed Video Games So Either You Are Level (7) With Me Or Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill You
Three Fucking Years In Starry Internet And No Calls Of Compressed Video Games So Either You Are Level (7) With Me Or Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill You
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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B)
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