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Insurgency 

A game where you get's killed by 2 shot and u will get autism after a normal match.
Russian boi:"BLYAAAAAAAAAT"
Me:(clicks the quit button)" time to call a doctor"
Insurgency= Instant death
Insurgency by Komrade Stalin June 8, 2018
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Insurgency Sandstorm 

The smash hit sequel to the game Insurgency 2014, where you get killed by 2 shots and you will get autism after a normal match.
Developed by New World Interactive and published by Focus Home Interactive. NWI is taking massive steps to ensure your game play experience is as shit as possible, with such well received updates from the fans as removing counterpart weapons for each faction from co-op to "distinguish factions" and straight up removing technicals for a while to "improve the pvp aspect".

Insurgency Sandstorm received critical acclaim for its realistic game play, level design, sound design, atmosphere, graphics and fluid animations, but was criticized for its technical issues and optimization, and some lamented the cancellation of the story campaign.

In other words, while its gotten a lot more optimized as of late, if you have a potato pc dont even fucking bother. Get insurgency 2014 - that shit can run on a goddamn macbook.
Russian boi:"CYKA BLYAAAAAAAAAT"
Me: (clicks the quit button)" time to call a doctor"
Insurgency Sandstorm = Instant death
Insurgency Sandstorm by Kongjie December 12, 2020

Chaos Insurgency 

The chaos insurgency is a splinter group from the SCP Foundation formed in 1924 that later becomes an enemy to the foundation. They are seen in SCP Containment Breach capturing the player at Gate A. Their goal: To capture some of the SCP in the facility from them for their own benefit.
Chaos Insurgency by ajcanadian November 21, 2019

Chaos Insurgency 

The Chaos Insurgency used to be a Mobile Task Force of the SCP Foundation before breaking off and forming their own... Corporation? idk. Basically, they want to cause chaos (Hence the name!) by breaking into the SCP Foundations many sites and stealing the anomalous entities that are kept inside. They are mostly made up of escaped D-Class and Betrayers. TLDR; guys that want to destroy the SCP Foundation using their SCPS.
Janitor: YO BRO! THE CHAOS INSURGENCY IS HERE!!!!
D-Class 2324: D-BOIS RALLY UP!!!!!!!
Chaos Insurgent: I wish I died when I was escaping.

Al-Khattab Insurgency 

The Al Khattab insurgency is a militant group based out of Libya that is responsible for multiple attacks in North Africa and East Africa. The group was formed after the collapse of the Gadaffi Regime. The group, lead by Sozar Donedison, an Irish-Albanian immigrant, claims affiliation with ISIL, ISIS, and Al-Qaeda.
“Did you hear about Al-Khattab Insurgency?”
“Wtf is an Al-Khattab?”
“Its a terrorist organization in Libya”

Bus Insurgents 

Bus Insurgents are people who try to escalate violence on public transport.
Note the case of Epic Beard Man, wherein Bus Insurgents yelled racial epithets like "pinky" and "beat his white ass" in an attempt to escalate violence while riding public transports.
Bus Insurgents by IUSAI February 23, 2010

Insurgent 

An insurgent is someone who is not in the official military of a nation but fights against a country in a rebellion (see insurgency). The Iraq War was actually a short war, it's now an insurgency. There are insurgencies all over the world, Chechnya for example.

It's not just a 'liberal term' for 'terrorist', grow up. Not all insurgents are terrorists, while many feel they must resort to such tactics.

Get out of your redneck holes and get educated. Stop blaming all of your problems on liberals, Bush was the one who lied about WMDs and started the pointless war.
<AK-47 fire>
Soldier 1: What the fuck?!
Soldier 2: We're under attack!
Soldier 1: Fucking insurgents...
Insurgent by ICanHazAbortionz? January 13, 2009
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