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The smash hit sequel to the game Insurgency 2014, where you get killed by 2 shots and you will get autism after a normal match.
Developed by New World Interactive and published by Focus Home Interactive. NWI is taking massive steps to ensure your game play experience is as shit as possible, with such well received updates from the fans as removing counterpart weapons for each faction from co-op to "distinguish factions" and straight up removing technicals for a while to "improve the pvp aspect".

Insurgency Sandstorm received critical acclaim for its realistic game play, level design, sound design, atmosphere, graphics and fluid animations, but was criticized for its technical issues and optimization, and some lamented the cancellation of the story campaign.

In other words, while its gotten a lot more optimized as of late, if you have a potato pc dont even fucking bother. Get insurgency 2014 - that shit can run on a goddamn macbook.
Russian boi:"CYKA BLYAAAAAAAAAT"
Me: (clicks the quit button)" time to call a doctor"
Insurgency Sandstorm = Instant death
by Kongjie December 13, 2020
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Derogatory slang used to describe the evil RuZZianz invading pro and wholesome 100 Slava Ukrani nation as of 2022.
The favourite term of armchair activists and political pundits alike. Initally coined after RuZZian Zoldierz were zeen wearing Z patches on their shitty ww2 era Telogreika uniform. ReDDit lovez clowning on them RuZZians and will mob you for evil pro-RuZZia statements like "not every RuZZian is a soldier" and "Putin penis? penis!"
Redditor 1: "OMG Look at these stupid RuZZians dying in Ukraine!"
Twitter user 2: "Haha dumb nazi Orcs, shouldn't have brought mosin's!"
r/ukraine: "SLAVA UKRANI SLAVA UKRANI SLAVA UKRANI SLAVA UKRAINI"
by Kongjie May 28, 2022
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Truly the greatest storytelling visionary to embody the fantasy era zeitgeist of our post-modern capitalist society. His contemporary philosophical book series 'Mistborn' is the unrivalled marker of true talent, and really exemplifies the rampant dystopian consumerism present in our society.

Some say Brando Sando is the next coming of the equally legendary author Jojor Wel. Others claim that he's the "most voraciousist of them all!" Whoever he is, rest assured knowing his fame and sheer literary talent lies unmatched, at the very peak of modern storytelling, and rivalled only by the great philanthropist, philosopher and literary scholar, E. Carle.
In all regards, it should be implored to make Brando Sando Mandotory reading in schools.
Slava Brando!
average arrWriting user: "If you like Russian literature similar to that of Dostoevesky, you'll love Brando Sando!"
Another arrWriting user: "Show dont tell. Show dont tell. Show dont tell. Show dont tell. Show dont tell. Show dont tell".
by Kongjie June 3, 2022
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This War Of Mine is a game that shows the harrowing depiction of war, not from the soldiers perspective - but the ordinary civilians caught in the cross fire. The beauty of this game is the terrible depression and despair you experience during your survival attempts. Even if you barely reach the ceasefire, you may not feel satisfied at all, and just want to try again until your survivors are safe and sound throughout the entire war, and you finally get to feel happy.
Ultimately it will not work, and your survivors will die - it is an inevitability and you will want to die along with them.
UserRed: "Holy shit bro I feel so bad, I just got Katia killed at Military Outpost, and before that I stole from the old man at the garage. Now Roman is angry and probably going to leave and Zlata cant stop crying. Im running out of meds and winter is coming."
UserBlue: "You need to stop playing This War Of Mine bro, Go outside, its depressing."
by Kongjie December 7, 2020
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Eric Carle, better known as the great E. Carle is one of the greatest literary visionary's of our modern era. There is much to be learned about Western society and its fundamentally consumo-capitalist greed which he unveils and unmasks beautifully in the voracious genius of his through a brilliant Animalia metaphorical example present in his magnum opus, The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
His great debacle is truly unmatched in its sheer literary prowess, in which it dives into great depth of the intricacies and problems of our Western civilization. Its on par with the subtle themes and implications present in the works of the late Jojor Wel and his debacle, 'Fahrenheit Farmer 1984 Scholarly edition'.
I wouldn't expect a peasant non-consumer like you to be able to voraciously devour such literary prowess as the works of E. Carle

Truly though, as great a writer as E. Carle is, he simply doesn't hold a candle to the likes of Brando Sando
arrWriting unpublished author: "Brando Sando’s worldbuilding is so much better than Eric Carle's. Where did the caterpillar get all the fruits it ate? Did it do a tour of an orchard and garden? Was it in a grocery store? TVHC being set in a grocery store would make much more sense when it comes to the part where it eats one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon, but it’s also possible TVHC raided a picnic or is dumpster diving. We just don’t know. Now I don’t want the author to write paragraph after paragraph of exposition (although while showing is better than telling, telling is better than nothing at all), but I don’t think a few lines to establish the setting is too much to ask".
by Kongjie June 3, 2022
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