2 definitions by The professa

(wank) n.1.A male of Connecticut descent who enjoys air duster, ketamine, molly, cocaine, and gambling. 2. Someone who routinely refers to members of the opposite sex as a "whore" or a "money grubbing whore".
Hey wank, put down that airduster and go to sleep.
by The professa April 26, 2006
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A girl who posts on social media about her life problems to her 1000 followers that don't give a shit.
Damn. This girl keeps spamming my page with her problems. What an instabitch.
by The professa October 29, 2014
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