instapation 

when someone walks into a public bathroom while u taking a shit and u immediately block up out of fear

Brad: Did you manage to go?
Janet: No I couldn’t, some lady was in there and I couldn’t go, I was like right in the middle too
Brad: ah, instapation, eh?

instapation by buttholemggee June 20, 2016

Instacation 

Noun.

An entire vacation spent taking and posting pictures on Instagram.

It looked like you had a great time on your instacation.

Instacation by Laurie H. August 4, 2017

installation death experience

Installation art that provides the participant with an experience of their own death, with a variety of “final moments themes” to choose from.

For my installation death experience, I will roll the dice, just as I do in life, and see what theme is chosen for me by fate!

installation death experience by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019

installation fart exhibit 

An art exhibit providing the brave participant with an opportunity to indulge in a rich olfactory immersive event of horrifically putrid flatulence unparalleled in the real world.

My anosmic friend gently escorted me into the sealed installation fart exhibit chamber, smiling like a ninny the whole time, and it wasn’t until she was literally crying with laughter that I fully understood what I had done.

installation fart exhibit by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

installation fuck 

An installation art exhibit experience in which you participate by entering the artspace, a large cube, and then have sex with the artist in the name of art rather than illicit sex.

My daughter was thinking of going to a brothel for women but stumbled upon this wildly sexy artist up in San Francisco who offered a respectable artistic experience called an “installation fuck“ instead!

installation fuck by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

installation 

The act of the male sex organ penetrating the female sex organ, thus installing it inside the girl.

"Houston, we have lowered our shields and are ready for installation!"

installation by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

Instabation 

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.

Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"

Instabation by Rustysweatshirt May 9, 2014