Definitions by Kuiperlab406

Lift kit 

When a short person wears tall shoes to compensate for their height.

She ain’t tall she is short, did you see the lift kit she had?

Lift kit by Kuiperlab406 February 21, 2020

Instapot

When a Mormon partakes in the sexual act of pre-marital “marinading” But cums too quickly.

Joseph and his girlfriend Mary-Ann decide to try marinading at BYU during freshman orientation and Josiah accidentally Instapots.

Instapot by Kuiperlab406 February 20, 2020