instacoder 

A person who creates the perception that they can program, by posting pictures of themselves with computers on Instagram.

These are usually attractive people gathering a following with the intention of advertising to them.

These pictures may also be of:
* an incomprehensible block of code in the text editor Sublime.

* A stack of programming books that teach unrelated languages; C++ & CSS, HTML & Objective-C
* Paper notebook with a block of syntax written on it
* multiple computers with the subjects hand on either of the keyboards
* Yoga poses with a laptop open in front of the user

* A glass of wine held out in front of a computer

You should open source less, instacoders don't do it so it must not be cool.

instacoder by The Avocoder July 10, 2018

Instaposer 

NOUN: An Instagrammer who indulges in trends, new or old, and tries to recreate them on their own feed, usually trying to impress others. (They tend to say that they had zero influence or inspiration.)
**Usually used as an insult**

Instagrammer 1: Wow, nice feed.
Instagrammer 2: Ya, I'm like the first person to ever have a slime account lmfao
Instagrammer 1: What an instaposer...

Instaposer by timentes May 29, 2017

instaboner 

1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly

1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"

instaboner by Zmoney November 30, 2005

instabonerific 

It's all in the name. Something so goddamn hot you instantly get a boner. Just one look and BOING!

Megan Fox is totally instabonerific!

Susan Boyle is so not instabonerific....

instabonerific by headbanger32894 August 13, 2009

instamodel 

A male or female that designs, launches and manages an Instagram account filled with self portraits with the goal of getting noticed by an agency for model work.

Crystal had some revealing beach shots on her Instagram, but she seems to be getting noticed by some local photographers. She could be the next great Instamodel

instamodel by recruiterpoet June 5, 2018

instaboner 

Noun.

When a male's penis gets erected extremely fast, almost instantly.

When Jennifer Aniston offered me a blowjob I got an instaboner.

instaboner by marcus ownz biatch May 29, 2007

Instacore 

Kids that go Scene overnight and claim to be ohh so hardcore and follow other instacore trens. like listening to shitty local bands and doing their hair all the wrong ways. These kids think they are really cool, but are usually reminded by everyone else how lame they are.

that instacore kids copied my hair.

Bullhead city, Az is the Capitol of instacore kids.

Instacore by ghjhg May 30, 2006