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Instagoal 

A very easy goal in sports. A goal that should be scored not matter what. A free goal.
"I missed that shot"
"But it was an open net! That was an instagoal!"
Instagoal by Ronaldo7 February 8, 2009
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Instagoal 

The goal scored immediately off the faceoff after a goal has just been scored by the opposing team. A phenomenon often seen in Hockey games for Xbox. This seems to be the easiest goal to score in the games and happens much more often than it should. So far this has been observed in both NHL 2007 and NHL 2K6.
Player1: Sweet, I just scored
Player2: Give it a second, I'll hit you with an instagoal here on the faceoff
Instagoal by Iowntheskies November 12, 2008

instagram spite 

When you find out someone you have been pity following is no longer following you. So, you unlike all of their photo's before un-following them. GTS
That asshole from work that I was reluctantly following hasn't liked any of my posts, turns out he is no longer following me. So, I Instagram Spited him and all of the photos I painfully liked before un-following the douche. GTS
instagram spite by GTS Inc April 27, 2017

Rich Kids of Instagram 

A 2016-2017 TV series featuring jetset world of the young and super rich, who share their luxury lives online
are known as the Rich Kids of Instagram. RKOI are some of the world's most affluent Instagram users who flaunt pictures of their luxuries that most people can only dream of. These incredible rich kids have money to burn, party in the world's best nightclubs, shop in the most exclusive boutiques, and share it all on social media.

The rich kids of instagram live a jetset lifestyle accessible only to the ultra-wealthy usually either self-made millionaires, trust-fund kids or sugar babies. They make themselves very easy to be identified when out in public by wearing $2,000 outfits, carrying $5,000 travel bags, dripping in bling bling and covering their eyes with some Gucci/LV shades.
King: I just bought a new private jet. My old one was starting to get annoying since it was too small to fly from the states to the UK without stopped for gas. I need one that I can JetSet with no stops.

Iman: wow congrats Mr Who’s JetSet

King: Thanks. I’m going to snap a photo of my plane and throw it on Instagram with the caption HASHTAG “Rich Kids Of Instagram” and HASHTAG “ NOT DADDY’S MONEY “ …. Hopefully it goes viral!!

Iman: ok sounds good can Miss JetSet Sophia & I take selfies in front of your plane? We are going to be on a magazine cover.
Rich Kids of Instagram by therkoi November 20, 2022

Instagram 

Instagram is like a fridge.

You keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good when you get bored.
Guy1: on a scale of 1-10, how bored are you

Guy2: instagram
Instagram by Ettej September 26, 2019
a gay male who boasts an excess of followers and likes on his Instagram profile. He might have acquired his online popularity by diligently farming followers, retaining followers from another platform like tumblr, or even through purchasing engagement from a third-party app. There is a 99.9% chance that he has autonomously labeled his account as a business profile, indicated by the “public figure,” “personal blog,” or “entrepreneur” subtitles. Other defining characteristics include having conspicuous elective surgeries (namely fillers), extravagant/outrageous hairstyle and color, abuse of self-tanner, unreasonably filled-in eyebrows, and excessive whitening of teeth to the point of translucence. A master of misdirection, the instagay carefully constructs an online persona that portrays himself as attractive, fun, rich, outgoing, happy, and confident; in reality, he is typically plain, desperate, awkward, insecure, depressed, and more often than not—tragic.
Person 1: This boy’s profile is obnoxious.

Person 2: Right? Textbook instagay.
Instagay by Invidiosa January 22, 2019

King of Instagram 

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V

Media has labelled Kim Taehyung as the King of Instagram after his latest individual picture on BTS Instagram account which is shared by 6 other members achieved 6 million likes in 2 days which is fastest for a Kpop male idol. With having a personal Instagram handle, without any interaction four of his pictures crossed the 6 million mark.
Kim Taehyung, the KING OF INSTAGRAM, has a strong influence on social media
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