Instascummer

Self-absorbed and ego-centric tourist, who is quite prepared to make every other holiday maker wait whlst they engage in a pseudo-professional photo shoot. Self-justifying on the grounds they are so much more important than everyone else and besides: this is their (imaginary) job.

Often found pulling yoga poses on cliff tops.
Typically millenial, entitled and selfish. See also influencer

"How long have you and your kids been waiting to see the waterfall"
"20 minutes"
"Ahhhhh, that's because theres a bunch of Instascummers ahead holding everyone up. I'll go and push them in if you like?"
"Thanks, I'd appreciate that buddy"

by Dgaf72 January 28, 2020