Instabone 

1) A word for a phenomonally hot male

2)A word for the feeling you get when you see the aforementioned male.

3)A comical sighting of a male erection at an inopportune time.

Holy crap look at that instabone!

Todd gave me an instabone (female saying this)

Instabone by Michael Carrier July 27, 2004

Instahoe 

A girl who posts an excessive amount of revealing or provocative pictures on instragram

"did you see all those slutty pictures that girl put on Instagram? She's such an instahoe"

Instahoe by JwuGing July 13, 2012

instahoes 

Fake hoes that look good on Instagram but ratchet in person

We're not photogenic but at least we're cute... Unlike those instahoes

instahoes by MeIsCute October 6, 2013

Instaposer 

NOUN: An Instagrammer who indulges in trends, new or old, and tries to recreate them on their own feed, usually trying to impress others. (They tend to say that they had zero influence or inspiration.)
**Usually used as an insult**

Instagrammer 1: Wow, nice feed.
Instagrammer 2: Ya, I'm like the first person to ever have a slime account lmfao
Instagrammer 1: What an instaposer...

Instaposer by timentes May 29, 2017

instaboner 

1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly

1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"

instaboner by Zmoney November 30, 2005

Instapoet 

Hipsters who can not get published for their writing and so they turn to Instagram to try and be known.

Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.

It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.

Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.

That Instapoet ACTUALLY thinks he can write?

Instapoet by Mr. Spud August 8, 2018

Insta-bone

The state in which a sudden and immediate erection arises, so unexpectedly and quickly that chodal whiplash is not uncommon

Boy 1: Dude, how'd you break your nose?
Boy 2: I saw Ellen Henson, damn that woman is so hot that I got a massive insta-bone and it sprung up right in my face.

Insta-bone by Tolley August 27, 2003