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Instabang

The act of obtaining the phone number of a female that you have never personally met, spitting game, and eventually meeting and having sexual intercourse with her. Some believe that this is much more satisfying than actually meeting someone and having a one night stand. It also makes for a great story.
Me: (sends picture of hot girl to friend)

Friend: who is that

Me: this chick I've been talking to that I'm going to hopefully instabang very soon.
by @meedy_baby follow April 26, 2014
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InstaFAG

Instagram + Faggot.
Used to call Instagram users.
Dude, you're an InstaFAG!
by cegeb April 12, 2013
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instaboner

1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly
1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"
by Zmoney November 30, 2005
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Instabam

Slang for jacking off to someone’s image and comments on Instagram.
Since “pandemic life” has so radically changed our social lives, his favorite online activity is now the Instabam!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2020
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Instarags

It’s what you’d call dishrags and trashy people that your significant other slithers up to on dating sites and/or Instagram, usually behind your back when he needs a self-esteem boost. Dim witted, one-note and superficial. Like dishrags you can find on Instagram. 🤷🏻 ♀️
Are you keeping up on all of the latest with Afghanistan? I bet those instarags don’t even know what’s going on.
by It’sObviousSimpleMan August 20, 2021
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Instaban

-verb
A compound word from "instant" and "ban"; to be banned instantly, as from an online game or web forum.

-adjective
A behavior for which there is zero tolerance, which will likely result in an instant ban.
As verb: You'll get an instaban for that if you're not careful.

As adjective: Posting child porn is an instaban.
by Termy August 3, 2007
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Instabation

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.
Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"
by Rustysweatshirt May 9, 2014
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