Instabaked

When one becomes instantly high after inhaling a large amount of marijuana smoke.

Instantly Baked... "Instabaked!"

1-"That was a huge toke, dude!"
2-"Yeah. I'm fucking instabaked!"

by Juggernazi October 17, 2008

instafake model

A moderately attractive female who whores herself on Instagram for free, rather than professionally like a super model. Their profile will consist almost entirely of selfies and the occasional "seemingly" candid shot.

"For real tho she looks way better on IG"
"well yeah, all instafake models do."

by camelbakChute February 28, 2017

Instablacked

When one singular alcoholic drink instantly gets you black out drunk; often enhanced by factors such as hunger or lack of sleep.

Ryan: How many drinks did you have?

Naomi: One.

Ryan: Holy crap, you're instablacked.

by Shnaytiveamerican May 3, 2017

Instababe

An normal individual who attracts attention as a model on instagram.

She is totally an instababe.

by raspilover June 4, 2018

Instabate

When you cant contain yourself and instantly masterbate where ever you are.

Dude, yesterday I was on the bus and there was this really hot girl and I just had this urge, so I instabeted rigtht there on the bus! Instabate!

by missachan400 May 26, 2010

#InstaRaped

When your friend leaves their phone laying around and you download the instagram app on their phone and force them into using and participating in shenanigans on instagram.

I got really drunk and stoned on new years eve and when I looked at my phone when i woke up and realized I was #InstaRaped by my friends.

by jennifer hollywood January 1, 2013

instabae

A girlfriend only on socia media

Yo jake did you get nudes from your instabae

by XxbaexX April 2, 2015