Instabaked 

When one becomes instantly high after inhaling a large amount of marijuana smoke.

Instantly Baked... "Instabaked!"

1-"That was a huge toke, dude!"
2-"Yeah. I'm fucking instabaked!"

Instabaked by Juggernazi October 17, 2008

instafake model 

A moderately attractive female who whores herself on Instagram for free, rather than professionally like a super model. Their profile will consist almost entirely of selfies and the occasional "seemingly" candid shot.

"For real tho she looks way better on IG"
"well yeah, all instafake models do."

instafake model by camelbakChute February 28, 2017

Instablacked 

When one singular alcoholic drink instantly gets you black out drunk; often enhanced by factors such as hunger or lack of sleep.

Ryan: How many drinks did you have?

Naomi: One.

Ryan: Holy crap, you're instablacked.

Instablacked by Shnaytiveamerican May 3, 2017

Instababe 

An normal individual who attracts attention as a model on instagram.

She is totally an instababe.

Instababe by raspilover June 4, 2018

Instabate

When you cant contain yourself and instantly masterbate where ever you are.

Dude, yesterday I was on the bus and there was this really hot girl and I just had this urge, so I instabeted rigtht there on the bus! Instabate!

Instabate by missachan400 May 26, 2010

instabae 

A girlfriend only on socia media

Yo jake did you get nudes from your instabae

instabae by XxbaexX April 2, 2015

instabake

1. When one inhales a large amount of hash and marijuana, upon the exhale of smoke, one may or may not be insta-baked - the instant sensation of being "baked" has completely entered your body and you are lifted and shifted, higher than the ceiling.

"Instabaked by hash nigga"

instabake by zootedandbooted August 15, 2012