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Insta-twat 

The person in the office who only talks about her cats Instagram page and is generally very distracting. She will also post on Instagram as her cats
Stop being an insta-twat I need to get some work done.
Insta-twat by 3001spike October 1, 2018
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instatwittageddon

The epic battle between Instagram and Twitter on who can annoy their users more.
Forget the fiscal cliff or the Middle East or Justin Bieber. If somebody (Batman?) doesn't intervene in instatwittageddon, the world as we know it is over.
instatwittageddon by kirupa December 9, 2012
Insta-twat; an acceptable term used to describe and poke fun at Instagram and Twitter; a snap-chat photo of a vagina;
Yo dude you on instatwat again, loser. Or bro she sent me an instatwat.
instatwat by Backwards92 April 24, 2014

Instatwitumblebook 

Verb.

The act of posting a picture to instagram, twitter, tumblr, and facebook all at the same time.
Andrew: "did you see that picture of Becca and me I posted last night?"
Julia: "nooo???"
Andrew: "how could you not have? I instatwitumblebooked it!"
Instatwitumblebook by Andrewcitoooo September 1, 2012

instatwit 

Of or related to a person who vacates the real world and is so enthralled in the virtual worlds of social networks, such as Instagram and Twitter, that human decency is replaced with crude ignorance and absence of reality.
Since joining Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, we never see Tom! Worse, h e’s become an Instatwit online!
instatwit by rbrice June 29, 2022
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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