Insta Hoe

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Girl who flexs on the gram but doesn't get dick irl

Becky be posting those booty pics on the reg but hasn't touched a penis with a ten foot pole. She a insta hoe

Insta Hoe by Fapmonster April 24, 2017

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insta hoe

literally anyone who has 300+ followers on Instagram

Person 1: damn look at his account, he has 332 followers!
Person 2: damn he an insta hoe frfr

insta hoe by frogscotch November 26, 2021

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Instahoe • instahoeing • insta • insta-bitch • insta-fam • Insta Kill • Insta baddie • Insta-fail • insta-jizz • Insta-bone

Instahoe

A girl who posts an excessive amount of revealing or provocative pictures on instragram

"did you see all those slutty pictures that girl put on Instagram? She's such an instahoe"

Instahoe by JwuGing July 13, 2012

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instahoes

Fake hoes that look good on Instagram but ratchet in person

We're not photogenic but at least we're cute... Unlike those instahoes

instahoes by MeIsCute October 6, 2013

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Instahoe

A girl who does nasty things on her instagram for attention

Dude1:Bella thornes so hot
Dude2:but shes a instahoe
Dude1:yeah your right

Instahoe by Cocojoebro May 28, 2018

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Instahoe

A hoe who shows of 90% of her body (only pussy and tits are a little bit covered) for attention

Robert: Damn i just found an Instahoe!
John: Name please, i need new fap material

Instahoe by Pussy_Destroyer69 March 7, 2016

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Instahoe

A hoe on Instagram that post nude pics for fame

Eww look at that instahoe right there

Instahoe by Deez nur July 27, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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