Insomniacs 

A PC/LAN gaming center that was in Business in Hemet, CA between 2002 and 2009. Run by none other than the legendary Fuzzynutz, this place was the only thing this god-awful town had going for it until he had to close up shop.

In the beginning, it was mainly dominated by the FPS crowd, and it was pretty common to see 24 lan parties or private lans going on in the back. As time went on, and especially with the release of WoW, the scene changed a lot more, with more people playing WC3/DoTA/WoW than anything else up until the point it had to close.

Due to the recession and the fact that Hemet is the worst place on earth to do business of any sort, this place had to close up, thus resulting in epic disaster for many. Other than the hookah bar, there really wasn't anywhere else to go.

For a long, long time, this place was all we had. It will be missed.

It's friday.

It's 3 a.m.

I'm going to Insomniacs.

Get up in this.

Insomniacs by ancient gamer June 15, 2009

Insomniacs 

The coolest group of people in the universe... People who do good deeds, go on crazy adventures... and like Coffee way to much. Insomniacs do not sleep much, because they don't need sleep, And when they do it is on each others beds during a cuddle session. Each Insomniac is accompanied by a little pet, we like to call a Septopod*.

We are who we are , and we are THE INSOMNIACS

"... Dang I was chilling at the Saturday market and The Insomniacs walked by!, I was like OMG WTF THOSE KIDS ARE SO COOL!"

Insomniacs by Yvonne Paige April 24, 2008

Midnight Facts For Insomniacs

An awesome podcast by two cool dudes who roast the fuck out of everything while teaching you all you ever need to know about anything.

Friend: brooo.... why are you always falling asleep in class?
Brooo: Because I'm up all night listening to Midnight Facts For Insomniacs man

Midnight Facts For Insomniacs by poutiine June 3, 2021

Insomnia 

The inability to sleep like regular individuals. As much as you tell yourself you’ll sleep that night, your mind just won’t shut down. Medications won’t work, meditation helps. (It’s all in your little crazy head.)

Insomniac: FUCK! It’s 3 am.. Oh well.. looks like I won’t be sleeping. *Grabs phone, Clicks on Pornhub Video*
Fuck yeah.

Friend: "I slept like a baby last night! Love how I can sleep 8 hours errr’night. How’d you sleep?

You: Go lick my butthole. I have insomnia you dick.

Insomnia by Petiteone September 14, 2018

iPad insomnia 

... inability to/or sacrifice of sleep due to the obsession with your iPad

that damn iPad has turned Tom into a zombie.....dude never sleeps anymore...he clearly suffers from iPad insomnia

iPad insomnia by t0mt October 1, 2010

Insomnia 

A common health problem characterised by difficulty in either falling or staying asleep. It can occur on its own (primary) or as a result of another medical disorder, such as depression (secondary).

Insomnia can be debilitating.

Insomnia by Doc_B April 16, 2015

Birthday insomnia 

Insomnia that occurs the day before your birthday. In the morning before your birthday tomorrow, you start to feel excited on the inside but not on the outside. In the nighttime, when you try to go to sleep you can't because tomorrow is your birthday and you stay up late that's where birthday insomnia mainly comes into play.

I can't sleep.
Why?
Because tomorrow is my birthday and when I try to go to sleep my body lets me stay up late.
Then you must have birthday insomnia.

Birthday insomnia by birthday insomnia December 8, 2017