iFinger

what you give when someone is bragging about their new icrap.

iderp: duh look at my new Ipad. It's just like the iphone I also have but it's bigger and more expensive and even crappier
me: here's my iFinger

iFinger by masteroffire February 29, 2012

iFinger

It's the finger(s) you purposely keep clean when you eat something messy so you could operate your touchscreen smartphone/tablet/GPS without making the screen look like your plate.

These ribs are delicious and messy, but I have to keep my pinky clean cause its my iFinger.

iFinger by jessenj January 23, 2012

iFinger

An adult, plastic toy developed by Apple to provide special customer service. Known as Steve Job's last great innovation.

1. My iFinger is too big. Hopefully Apple will make the iFinger 2 smaller

iFinger by James Holster December 9, 2012

iFinger

When your thumb shakes when holding an iPhone

Dack: Dude, what's wrong with your finger?
Jack: It's just my iFinger

iFinger by LuckySandvich August 10, 2016

iFinger

The pain that occurs in your finger from using devices such as an iPhone, iPad or other touchscreen devices.

The doctor ordered limited touchscreen use to treat Johnny's bad case of iFinger.

iFinger by Creativegreggae June 24, 2011

I finger dudes 

For a heterosexual male to be so out of control, and lack all inhibition, that he would go as far as fingering another male, heterosexual or otherwise.

Sometime shit gets so out of hand at parties, I finger dudes.

I finger dudes by sarieann October 21, 2009