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Ingersolled

Term for what happens after a student at the UNC School of Medicine does poorly on a test. They are called to the office of Debbie Ingersoll to discuss their test grade and plans for tutoring and future study tips so they don't fail again.
"Awesome, I got an 88 on that test"
"Crap, I got a 68, and I just got Ingersolled"
Ingersolled by UNC Reppin April 30, 2013
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Derived from the language of an ancient and long-forgotten culture, meaning to be of royalty among the gods. An Ingersoll is a warrior of warriors, the badest of badasses...To be an Ingersoll is to be perfect in every way. Those who are born into the name "Ingersoll" rival the manliness and awsomeness of chuck norris himself. In fact, it is believed that Chuck Norris was actually once a member of the legendary Ingersoll clan, but when he was denied leadership he detached and was lost in the world....only to resurface centuries later as the current Chuck Norris...Those bearing the name "Ingersoll" are so manly, they have to shave their eyeballs. Infact, after An Ingersoll shaves, he is actually hairier than he was before he shaved. Ingersolls are known far and wide for their infamously large penises and un-godly sexual stamina. Ingersolls are masters at all aspects of the art know as sex. God
ye, and on the third day, god surveyed his creations and proclaimed, "behold, for the almighty powers have created paradise, let there be light upon this land!" and thus, the sun was born. After this phenomenon had occured, God turned and thanked Ingersoll for his power.
Ingersoll by Bringer_of_pain February 5, 2009
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a small crap ass town in ontario, canada. also referred to as "finger-hole". Ingersoll's claim to fame? The big cheese....google it. Really, it's worth it....
"I'm from Ingersoll" girl tells boy she just met
"um, yah...I have to go now" boy tells girl as he runs away
ingersoll by Vintweed August 25, 2006
a small ass town between london and waterloo. also known as "finger hole" or "inger hole". this town is full of sluts and crack addicts. if you look down the main street of this town you will see, on one corner, a prostitute, and on the other corner, a crack seller. everyone is related and insest is the best in this town. teen pregnancy is high in this town.
boy 1: Dayumm what the fuck is up with this bitch, her vagina is stretchy as shit and shes all scratched to shit.
boy 2: I dunno bro, she is probably from Ingersoll.
Ingersoll by xmutherfukerx February 20, 2011

ingersoll dave 

An absolute pipe laying beast. Ingersoll Dave's are hairy and you'll love it.
My girlfriend wasn't in the mood so we browsed an Ingersoll Dave's Facebook. It's about to go down.
ingersoll dave by BadenNurse June 23, 2021
(anger-us-all) n.

something that screams very loud and stresses everone out
stacy you a such an ingersoll
Ingersoll by edknowsthetruth November 4, 2007
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