Infinite Infiniti 

An Infiniti luxury vehicle with an Infinity sound system.

A vehicle best suited to go to Infinity and beyond?

...maybe.

I work at a car dealership and I've yet to see an Infiniti make with an Infinity stereo. If I did see one, I would call it an "Infinite Infiniti."

Infinite Infiniti by vehilcegirl October 18, 2010

Infinite Improbability Drive 

Even faster than light or even ludicrous speed, the Infinite Improbability Drive allows the fictional ship The Heart of Gold to go anywhere, no matter how improbable. Its description from the novel from which originates, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy":

"The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds; without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. In other words, you're never sure where you'll end up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly. The Infinite Improbability Drive was invented following research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties."

"Wow, the Infinite Improbability Drive is really friggin' fast."

Infinite Improbability Drive by Kantankerous November 7, 2008

Infinite love

When you and your loved one are so intimately connected, your hearts beat in sync, and you both know that no matter how far, no matter how long, you will always be there for each other, that's infinite love.

My princess, my love for you is an infinite love.
Your prince.

Infinite love by Asyh.Vysaooy September 29, 2019

infinite poop 

You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 5 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive.

oh god not the infinite poop copypasta

infinite poop by dicknommer69 October 22, 2019

infinite stratos

An anime where literally every girl character falls for the main character, Ichika Orimura. Ichika was the first man ever to be able to activate an Infinite Stratos (IS) and is sent to an all girl school in order to learn how to use the IS.

John: Hey, have you watched Infinite Stratos?

Bob: Yea, that Ichika guy sure is lucky.

infinite stratos by JomamaYomama October 23, 2013

Ur day infinite gay

This is the ultimate trump card that should only be used if ur family tree LGBT is used. THIS IS NON-REVERSIBLE, NO U'S HAVE NO EFFECT.

Ben: Ur mom gay lol
Dover: Ur daddy lesbian
*Ben stumbles, but finds his footing*
Ben:Ur sister a mister
Dover: Ur brother a mother
*Ben faints a little*
Ben: Ur grandpap a trap
Dover : ur granny tranny
Ben: ur family tree LGBT
Dover: Ur family reunion homosexual communion

*Ben uses final trump card*
Ben: UR DAY INFINITE GAY
* Time fucking erases dover from existence*

Ur day infinite gay by coman467 May 20, 2018

Infinite Campus 

The average/failing/truant student's greatest enemy. No longer are your attendance and academic records only seen by your parents every six weeks. With Infinite Campus, your mother and father have instant access to your grades and attendance records. So if you have a 2.5 GPA and regularly skip bullshit classes, like me, you're fucked.

I got the whooping of my life last night when my dad saw that I got a 38% on my trigonometry test.

Fuck you Infinite Campus.

Infinite Campus by gimmedatsammich March 9, 2011