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Much like its sister term "Incel" it means an involuntary celibate but instead of choosing not to love others, they choose not to love themselves.
My gosh johnny is such an incelf
Incelf by Sudden Excrement August 17, 2021
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Incelf pity 

When an incel laments about the object of their affection, or the opposite sex in general having no interest in them. Self pity but is incel in nature.
Incel: "I don't know why girls don't see me for the catch that I am! Nice guys like me always end up alone."

Pretty much everybody: "STFU! Nobody wants to hear your incelf pity!"
Incelf pity by Pace_Picante October 16, 2020

Incel creche

An incel creche is any online space populated almost entirely by incels, where they can hang out to chat, and feel safe to be their true selves, trade in-jokes and outrage, and to be free from any risk of challenging ideas or criticism.

If you're in-game chat stream is full of bile such as tirades against minority representation, rants that diversity is destoying gaming, homophobic slurs, or outrage at the "woke nonsense" that results ina having a female NPC in a non-sexual role, then you may have accidentally wandered into the incel creche.
"Yeah, I was watching Michael does Life's live stream of Gamescom, but had to kill the live chat - when the Call of Duty preview showed that female sniper it was clear from the misogynistic ranting that I'd stumbled into the incel creche"
Incel creche by RobertAntonWilson August 27, 2021

incelcephaly 

The medical condition of being unable to convince someone to give you oral sex.
I have not gotten head for 6 years; I have a chronic case of incelcephaly. Also, I'm out of chronic.
incelcephaly by Bogrimm September 25, 2020

car incel 

Somebody who spends all of their time driving around in a car and playing Pokemon Go. They are usually too fat to walk. Their only joy in life comes from feeling like they are accomplished in a game about walking.
Whenever my kids try to play Pokemon Go at the park, a car shows up and the gym is taken by TommLe6969 and SilverSnailR. Wow, those people are hardcore car incels.
car incel by Ja3esBatta September 7, 2022
Garage and/or Punk music written with lyrics that is based social commentary about today's world, usually art hoes. Called its name because of the lyric's views on women that some would associate with the incel.
Max: Yo, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Ruined a Generation of Women is amazing. What genre is this?
Alex: Bruh, it's incelcore.
Incelcore by TheGoldenGay27 August 17, 2019

Incelligence 

noun

1. the ability to acquire, and apply, knowledge and/or skills that only an incel would value.
2. the actual information itself, again only of interest to guys who are socially awkward and bad at dating.
"Incel: Why don't modern women value my intelligence, like they would've back in the olden days?"
"John: Women value actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not *incelligence* (eidetic memory of your meme folders or strategies for how the Axis could've won WW2)"
Incelligence by Quinn Que October 30, 2022
Word of the Day on December 9, 2024
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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