Imvaginary

The process of a man making up an imaginary girl-friend to impress other males.

This tool has a completely imvaginary girl-friend, What a fag tard. He's more concerned with keeping up his imvaginary girl-friend than getting some real poon.

WTF are you talking about this girl is completely Imvaginary, douche.

by Zachattack a.k.a. gold bullion May 13, 2010

imvaginary

PRONUNCIATION

i•mva•gin•ar•y (syllables)

ɪˈmvadzɪn(ə)ri (phonetical)

PART OF SPEECH

adjective

DEFINITION

1. existing only in the imagination of one or more vaginas.

2. the imagining of one or more vaginas.

DERIVATIVES

imvaginarily (adverb)

ORIGIN

2010s: from Latin 'imaginarius', from
'imago', 'imagin-', 'image'

Late 17th century: from Latin, literally 'sheath scabbard'

Billy's fantasy was merely imvaginary.

by g³ November 14, 2019

imaginary girlfriend syndrome

A condition in which a friendzoned guy begins to treat one of his female friends as a girlfriend, by being overbearing and overprotective around her

Jon: Hey, do you know why Bill was so mad at me when I told him I was spending time with our mutual friend Alice?
Phil: No idea... sounds like an imaginary girlfriend syndrome though!

by protomorphius January 29, 2012

Imaginary Lat Syndrome

Imaginary Lat Syndrome is a common case of someone, typically a male, who believes they are rather muscular when in reality this isn't the case. Those with Imaginary Lat Syndrome can typically be seen walking uncomfortably while flaring their small lat muscles and tensing their arms in an attempt to look "jacked." In reality, it appears douchey and looks like a toothbrush has been shoved up their ass. Manlets are at high risk of falling victim due to overcompensation reasons.

imaginary lat syndrome manlets

by Chazzy22 September 13, 2013

imaginary friend

Usually as a result of not having much or any friends in reality, your mind creates an imaginary friend. Even the creator of an imaginary friend cannot see them, unless if they are on LSD, or just hallucinogenic. You're not nessecarily "crazy" if you have one.

You can just talk to them in your mind, they can think for you sometimes, you can ask them for advice or ask them to decide which movie you want to rent tonight. You can get into arguments with them, and you can have intelligent conversations with them.

But...

You can't kill them.

They might slowly fade away in time... but... I don't know...

Yeah.

Also.

You can completely change into your imaginary friend. Sad I know.

Some people have imaginary friends.

by Keael January 7, 2006

imaginary bluetooth

A device that allows people to communicate out loud with imaginary friends, foes, complaint hot lines, etc, while in public places. Commonly used on public transport.

Sam: That bloke was jabbering away, but had no phone.

Saul: He was using his imaginary bluetooth.

by wheaty October 1, 2008

Imaginary Friend

A "character" created by the imagination to keep a person company. Sometimes, it can be difficult for the person to recognise that their "friend" is not real; at other times, they can be recognised as not being real, but are still used to offer comfort and company.

When I was three, I had one imaginary friend. When I was thirteen, I had five.

by Peeves April 12, 2004