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impositive 

conjunction of impossible and positive

a) when something sounds too good to be true

b) when someone is way too optimistic about the outcome of a certain decision
a)
They offered you a job starting at 80k and they also pay for your MBA? That's gotta be impositive!

b)
dude 1: "You sure you can win this poker game?"
dude 2: "Sure? I'm gonna set a new record, dude!"
dude 1: "Man, you are impositive!"
impositive by ricci-s November 25, 2009
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Arbitrary Imposition

Something determined by chance, whim or impulse and not by nessessity or principle that is burdonsome or an unfair demand.
"I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman.
Tending to force something unwelcome or unwanted to be accepted or put in its place.
He was very imposive on anyone who crossed his path.
Imposive by DefinedWords October 16, 2016

Arbitrary Imposition

Something determined by chance,whim or impulse and not by nessessity or principle that is burdonsome or an unfair demand.
He asked me to throw the mustard gas into the crowded room but I found it an Arbitrary Imposition.
Arbitrary Imposition by Adam McAvoy November 14, 2005

G.S.I. Gross Sexual Imposition 

G.S.I is a sex a sexual case where when the imphosition comes up and no intercourse was involved;even if the person had intercourse with the victim before the imphosition.

The reason why it may not be a conviction of g.s.i is because missing evidence of left over ceman on the vagina,left over pubic hairs,g.s.i is also a form of being sexualy molested.if its the case that the imphositon came up during intercurse g.s.i would now be a rape case..
also see books on law codes and situtes,books based on telling the education of laws.

G.S.I. Gross Sexual imposition

Identity Imposition 

Imposing a specific identity on a person by treating them well or badly in order to manipulate and control that person.
Someone I know is an identity imposition master. When we're on good terms, she treats me as if were a celebrity and a genius, when we're not getting along or when she starts to lose an argument, she speaks to me as if I were a fool.
Identity Imposition by but for January 22, 2020

Identity Imposition 

Imposing a better or worse identity on an individual than his or her present one by treating that individual in certain ways in order to manipulate him, her, or it.
My mother is an identity imposition master. When we're on good terms she treats me as if were a celebrity and a genius, but sometimes if she feels she's losing an argument she might speak to me as if I were a fool.
Identity Imposition by but for April 19, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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