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im a fucked up puppy 

Expression for describing your traumatic childhood

should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

i'm fucked! 

ideally no way to win or succede
being without an out or escape
i wrecked my old man's t-bird, now i'm fucked!
i got john's old lady pregnant i'm fucked!
the kid's don't have school today i'm fucked!
oh no there's jenny i'm fucked!
i'm fucked! by LesCrapp May 27, 2006

I'm Fucked

A term used by a president to express extreme innocence.
"This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked,”
I'm Fucked by mlhiss April 18, 2019

I'm Fucked Up 

The term used if someone likes or does things that are typically found messed up or extremely gross.
I laugh at dead people and people say that I'm fucked up
I'm Fucked Up by Mr.Mistaken March 6, 2018

oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked 

What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.
B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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