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im thinking 

a phrase stated stated stated that "im thinking" by adamn smasher smacker balls.

adamner was thinking and to davidid he said "im thinking"
davidid said " ok"
the adamner smacker smacked davidid into the ground of the russian fredreal goverurmentai (hentia goverment)

davidid said "owie"
adamn said "sorry bbg"
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im thinking by adamns rapist December 28, 2022
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Im Thinking About Shit Later 

An excuse to give to your friends when your so faded you fall asleep sitting up.
Austin (while filming): tyler are you sleeping?
Tyler (wakes up): What man? Im thinking about shit later.

dude im thinking 

what happens in the head of someone whos tripping balls
enter your thoughts here
dude im thinking
dude im thinking by dudeimthinking August 18, 2020

I'm thinking Arby's 

a thought that pops into one's mind before eating extremely beefy pussy
Right before performing cunnilingus on a woman, if she has extremely beefy flaps, her male lover might think, "I'm thinking Arby's."

A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of 

You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
You know the game we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of

You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
You know the game we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Ooo… (give you up)
Ooo… (give you up)
Never gonna give
Never gonna give (give you up)
Never gonna give
Never gonna give (give you up)

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
You know the game we’re gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

Gotta make you understand

do you know what I'm thinking

I'm thinking I have the biggest crush on someone cant tell him his friends know constantly get shipped with him and well yeah hope he likes me back please say he does because I like him to the moon and back so yeah rizz I'm not quit a Jesus 'm more of an apostle I cant turn water into wine but I can turn you into mine well bye
do you know what I'm thinking the word is differed you know now so yeah

I’m thinkin’ uh, fuck that 

When someone asks you to do something and you don’t want to do it, you say this phrase.
You goin’ golfing er what?

Nah, I’m thinkin’ uh, fuck that.
Word of the Day on October 9, 2019
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