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Illusionais 

A Group of Illusionists who use illusions for bad deeds like stealing.
The Illusionais have escaped out of prison tricking the guards many times.
Illusionais by GhostFanter May 24, 2021

Illusional 

The state of mind in which you see illusions.

Like hallucinating.
After two eighths of mushrooms I was feeling illusional.
Illusional by DeFACE March 28, 2008

illusionating 

When someone is so stupid/high they think they can spell, but that's just the effect of being illiterate. These people don't even know how completely dumb they are. It's sad.
Person A:"That headache pill is making me illusionating."
Person B: "I'm sure you mean to say 'hallucinate' rather?"
Person A: "oh, my bad, I'm a fucking idiot that can't spell anything and I don't know words."
illusionating by Nadzzzzz June 26, 2014

illusional 

A professional bad ass.
1.)One who not only owns all physically, but verbally as well.
2.)One known for acknowleding others as having downs syndrome or autism.

Derived from Illusional, the infamous most well-known player on all of Lineage 2.
Arlethian: Before I eat I have to go pray to Poseidon because I am extremely greek.
Illusional: You have autism.

Player:Wtf, someone I just got pk'd out of nowhere.
Player: You just got Illusional'd.
illusional by Illusional July 8, 2006

illusional orgasm 

aka "the horny houdini" - done without wearing a condom (raw doggin it), while amidst sexual intercourse, the male fools the female into believing he hasn't emptied his seed inside her. Then, after holding back the expressions of ejaculation, pulls out and pretends to ejaculate all over her. With the already vast amount of love juices, the female is unbeknownst that she has just fell victim to the ILLUSIONAL ORGASM.
i was fuckin this girl last night, and she told me not to go inside her, but i did the ILLUSIONAL ORGASM and she fell for it!!
illusional orgasm by XCrispyKFC February 6, 2003

illusional Israelites 

when the Palelstinians and Israelites are fighting against their own families which are themselves.
The illusional Israelites have been fighting each other for centuries.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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