Definitions by XCrispyKFC

finished 

when a female is so damn ugly not even a divine intervention can enhance her nausiating physical appearance

yo dawg, that bitch be FINISHED!

finished by XCrispyKFC February 6, 2003

fuckable 

when someone is not that attractive, but you are willing to submit yourself to having sex with them

she isn't anything to write home to mom and dad about...but she's FUCKABLE.

fuckable by XCrispyKFC February 6, 2003

Cyreptilian 

half-man,half-reptile,all-knowing

Master: "My Apprentice, i am not knowledgable about that sort of thing, please wait whilst i consult the mighty all-knowing CYREPTILIAN."

Cyreptilian by XCrispyKFC February 6, 2003

illusional orgasm 

aka "the horny houdini" - done without wearing a condom (raw doggin it), while amidst sexual intercourse, the male fools the female into believing he hasn't emptied his seed inside her. Then, after holding back the expressions of ejaculation, pulls out and pretends to ejaculate all over her. With the already vast amount of love juices, the female is unbeknownst that she has just fell victim to the ILLUSIONAL ORGASM.

i was fuckin this girl last night, and she told me not to go inside her, but i did the ILLUSIONAL ORGASM and she fell for it!!

illusional orgasm by XCrispyKFC February 6, 2003

draked 

to be under the influence of alcohal (drunk) and marijuana (baked) simultaneously

dude...i have no idea what my sexuality is right now but you look so fuckin hot because i'm DRAKED as a mofo!

draked by XCrispyKFC February 5, 2003