A professional bad ass.
1.)One who not only owns all physically, but verbally as well.
2.)One known for acknowleding others as having downs syndrome or autism.

Derived from Illusional, the infamous most well-known player on all of Lineage 2.

Arlethian: Before I eat I have to go pray to Poseidon because I am extremely greek.
Illusional: You have autism.

Player:Wtf, someone I just got pk'd out of nowhere.
Player: You just got Illusional'd.

illusional by Illusional July 8, 2006

Illusional

My girlfriend Jeliah

Jeliah is acting really illusional rn

Illusional by Lleo July 24, 2021

illusional orgasm

aka "the horny houdini" - done without wearing a condom (raw doggin it), while amidst sexual intercourse, the male fools the female into believing he hasn't emptied his seed inside her. Then, after holding back the expressions of ejaculation, pulls out and pretends to ejaculate all over her. With the already vast amount of love juices, the female is unbeknownst that she has just fell victim to the ILLUSIONAL ORGASM.

i was fuckin this girl last night, and she told me not to go inside her, but i did the ILLUSIONAL ORGASM and she fell for it!!

illusional orgasm by XCrispyKFC February 6, 2003

illusional Israelites

when the Palelstinians and Israelites are fighting against their own families which are themselves.

The illusional Israelites have been fighting each other for centuries.

illusional Israelites by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018

Illusional Time Theory

The theory that time does not exist, popularized by British scientist Julian Barbour. It states that our minds have created time to keep everything from happening all at once, meaning everything that has ever happened and everyone who has ever been born all happened at the same time.

The Illusional Time Theory states that since time does not exist, people and things like Jesus, dinosaurs, Hitler, Led Zeppelin, the U.S. moon landing and the sinking of the Titanic all happened at the same time.

Illusional Time Theory by CelticEagle February 17, 2019

illusions of unzippedness

A barely recognized but fairly common misperception that one’s fly is always open.

He suffered throughout his life with unrelenting illusions of unzippedness.

illusions of unzippedness by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026