Illegulls

Gulls of dubious migratory status, considered a public menace to gentlemen, children, and especially to skaters.

Ottilie: This morning, while taking my walk along the pier, I was accosted by an illegull.
Lynette: Impossible, darling. It must have been a legal eagle. Those illegulls are quite outlawed on this pier.
Ottilie: I assure you, it was an illegull.
Lynette: Did you report it?
Ottilie: I tried. The officer asked for its description. I said, "White and rude." He replied, "Madam, that describes almost half the visitors to the pier."

by Love-fi December 12, 2025

illegally blind

A person who is blind illegally, and has a warrant for being blind.

"Hey, you're illegally blind! Get over here!"

by ArthurM0rgan November 20, 2019

illegalism

The act of being stupid or intolerable.

eg 1: Why is that guy being such an illegalism.

eg 2: Did you here how Trump was attacking orphans?

Yeah CNN said he was being an illegalism.

Did you

by moodmah February 28, 2017

illegally blind

A person blind due to illegal circumstances

That man stabbed me in both of my eyes, now I'm illegally blind.

by Anillegallyblindgirl June 5, 2017

Illegally Retarded

A person who has no debilitating mental problems, yet still doesn't grasp reality or utilize common sense, even though a wealth of knowledge (the internet) is at their fingertips.

"Emmy thinks if she isn't attracted to someone who hits on her, then it's technically rape. That girl's illegally retarded."

by Iscariom June 6, 2014

illegals in my yard

illegals in my yard
illegals in my yard
throw them some pesos and they work so hard

foo: "yo what u listenen to"
bar: "illegals in my yard"
foo: "what the fuck"

by superduper8z July 27, 2023

doowen illegals

To participate in the consumption of illegal drugs. In Wales, the phonetic translation with an accent would be doowen illegals (doing illegals) which means doing illegal drugs.

Owen: Where is Myfanwy?
David: She is down the park doowen illegals.

by green923jade June 24, 2019