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Danny Glover

The notion that you are capable of getting the job done but you're too old for this shit.
I know we're supposed to be moving today but I'm Danny Glover right now.
by Iscariom January 26, 2017
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Cherry Aim

Bad aim; When someone playing an FPS game sprays a machine gun wildly at an opponent without killing them; Shitty shooting.
I can' believe you unloaded a whole clip at that guy and didn't hit him once. That's some cherry aim.
by Iscariom February 27, 2011
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Neapolitanism

A sociological metaphor in which racial subdivisions of human are portrayed by three flavors of ice cream contained in the same box and maintaining the idea 'as time passes, the edges begin to melt together, eventually, and inevitably, mixing into one single colored sludge', resulting in a divine racial singularity.
It's simple Neapolitanism. I believe all variants of human shall ultimately combine to become a single species with a single understanding of our universe. We will explore space together and maybe, someday, we'll be somebody's aliens. Most of us alive now will not likely live long enough to see this but I promise you, it is inevitable and it will happen.
by Iscariom January 15, 2020
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Illegally Retarded

A person who has no debilitating mental problems, yet still doesn't grasp reality or utilize common sense, even though a wealth of knowledge (the internet) is at their fingertips.
"Emmy thinks if she isn't attracted to someone who hits on her, then it's technically rape. That girl's illegally retarded."
by Iscariom June 6, 2014
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Dirty Kurt

When someone is extra dirty. Like seriously dirty... boxes stacked up in the shower dirty... so dirty your skin looks grey and occasionally takes on a yellow, or brownish hue.
That guy over there's a Dirty Kurt.
by Iscariom July 6, 2011
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Bowllet

A haircut which is a bowl cut on top with the hair long in back.
Damn. She looks like Tiger King and the 3 Stooges. That's the ugliest bowllet I've even seen.
by Iscariom June 21, 2024
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Looker

The type of person who wipes their ass and looks at the toilet paper afterward.
"You see that guy over there? I'll bet he's a looker."

"There's only two kinds of people in this world. Lookers and Non-Lookers. Which one are you?"
by Iscariom March 1, 2011
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