Iscariom's definitions

Get Reggie

The idea or notion that you are about to kick some major ass, in a similar way that Reggie (from BB4L) defends his family from assassins in a critically praised, high-octane 5-minute home defense sequence, showcasing his intense skill and combat prowess.

I'm about to "get Reggie" up in this motherfucker.

by Iscariom February 16, 2026

Bowllet

A haircut which is a bowl cut on top with the hair long in back.

Damn. She looks like Tiger King and the 3 Stooges. That's the ugliest bowllet I've even seen.

by Iscariom June 21, 2024

Nostalgic Desperation

When bands get forgotten about and become obsolete, so they get back together for "one more tour"... maybe release an album that doesn't hold up.

You'll buy the album and you'll go to the concert... that's when you realize it isn't ever going to be the way you remember.

I had to face the nostalgic desperation of Jane's Addiction getting back together, releasing an album, doing a tour and still not being as great as they used to be.

by Iscariom January 30, 2024

Neapolitanism

A sociological metaphor in which racial subdivisions of human are portrayed by three flavors of ice cream contained in the same box and maintaining the idea 'as time passes, the edges begin to melt together, eventually, and inevitably, mixing into one single colored sludge', resulting in a divine racial singularity.

It's simple Neapolitanism. I believe all variants of human shall ultimately combine to become a single species with a single understanding of our universe. We will explore space together and maybe, someday, we'll be somebody's aliens. Most of us alive now will not likely live long enough to see this but I promise you, it is inevitable and it will happen.

by Iscariom January 15, 2020

Unseasoned Beef

When white rappers have beef with each other, usually for no reason other than to be a douche but, more likely, to increase record sales because your career is slowing down and you grew a shitty beard.

White rappers goin' at it?
Most unseasoned beef of all time.

by Iscariom September 4, 2018

Danny Glover

The notion that you are capable of getting the job done but you're too old for this shit.

I know we're supposed to be moving today but I'm Danny Glover right now.

by Iscariom January 26, 2017

Left Behind

A fool or an idiot. As in, " No Child Left Behind".

Sara thinks Kanye West is the best rapper ever. She's such a fucking left behind.

by Iscariom November 10, 2016