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Geoffrey: Oh! Look at that pink panther!
Winifred: No way. That’s a punk panther because she is licking herself.
Winifred: No way. That’s a punk panther because she is licking herself.
by Love-fi December 1, 2025
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Bethsabe: Absolutely not, Lisbeth, I’m 1858.
Lizbeth: Oh, I knew it: you are bi! Definitely, hun, you are my bethsbrian
Bethsabe: Absolutely not, Lisbeth, I’m 1858.
Lizbeth: Oh, I knew it: you are bi! Definitely, hun, you are my bethsbrian
by Love-fi December 2, 2025
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Gwendolyn: Alas! I cried for years because of that
Marigold: I am so truly brontosorry…
Gwendolyn: Alas! I cried for years because of that
Marigold: I am so truly brontosorry…
by Love-fi December 3, 2025
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Atticus: It’s a grief. But on this journey I’m not carrying impedimenta with me
Egbert: So, you are a grief tourist
Atticus: Not exactly, because the pain and worries are mine. I am a troubleler
Atticus: It’s a grief. But on this journey I’m not carrying impedimenta with me
Egbert: So, you are a grief tourist
Atticus: Not exactly, because the pain and worries are mine. I am a troubleler
by Love-fi December 4, 2025
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Member of the Catohlic Church. Pertaining to the Church based on the admiration of the mysteries of our lords, the cats.
See also catohlicism and catehcism
Member of the Catohlic Church. Pertaining to the Church based on the admiration of the mysteries of our lords, the cats.
See also catohlicism and catehcism
Katehrine: Karen, next Caturday I will convert to Catohlicism. I will receive the sacrament of my baptism in the church of Saint Nekolas. You are invited.
Karen: I’m so glad… Oh, look! A Cat!
Karen: I’m so glad… Oh, look! A Cat!
by Love-fi December 5, 2025
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A parasitic disease that becomes the posthumous trick or final twist of an animal after being killed for human consumption
A parasitic disease that becomes the posthumous trick or final twist of an animal after being killed for human consumption
Hunter: I ate some meat and now I’m going to die of trickynosis
Hannibal: Oh deer! That’s tricky. The hunter becomes the hunted…
Hannibal: Oh deer! That’s tricky. The hunter becomes the hunted…
by Love-fi December 6, 2025
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Katehrine: Say a prayer to Saint Nekolas and you will find your little pussy
Katehrine: Say a prayer to Saint Nekolas and you will find your little pussy
by Love-fi December 7, 2025
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