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illegitimate father
1. A father who does not acknowledge his children.
2. A father who acknowledges a child or children privately and not publicly.
3. A father who acknowledges paternity but does not take responsibility equal to the mother for meeting the child's needs.
2. A father who acknowledges a child or children privately and not publicly.
3. A father who acknowledges paternity but does not take responsibility equal to the mother for meeting the child's needs.
illegitimate father by Denverite3 December 12, 2014
illegitimate masturbating
1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper."
2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house
3. learning algebra
4. sharing files on frostwire
2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house
3. learning algebra
4. sharing files on frostwire
illegitimate masturbating by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009
Shrubus Illegitimus
1. The scientific term for a man who has the intelligence of a shrub, and whose claim to political office is illegitimate.
2. The scientific term for the President.
2. The scientific term for the President.
Shrubus Illegitimus by jesster79 February 8, 2006
illegitimi non carborundum
Mike - My girlfriend just cheated on me which makes me mad.
Bill - Just say to yourself illegitimi non carborundum!
Bill - Just say to yourself illegitimi non carborundum!
illegitimi non carborundum by CCT July 6, 2008
illegitimate child
illegitimate child by CallMeDanni_xx July 31, 2016
illegitimis non carborundum
Don't let the bastards grind you down (from the mock-Latin word, illegitimatus, "bastard," and carborundum, an old brand of abrasives)
Whenever they take advantage of your disability, just remember this phrase, illegitimis non carborundum.
illegitimis non carborundum by Light Joker May 24, 2006
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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