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All I have in this world is my name and my balls. 

All I have in this world is my name and my balls. — A translation from the Cuban Spanish saying : “Todo lo que tengo en este mundo es mi nombre y mis juevos.” This is a statement of ambition and a desire for “THE COME UP” — meaning an ascension in status and power. It’s the oppositional statement to “Started from the bottom and we’re here; started from the bottom now the whole teams’s here” — which is a statement of a successful “come up”

All I have in this world is my name and my balls entered common parlance through the movie Scarface and is one of its most oft quoted lines. It’s amazing that as of 2023 C.E. this famous sentence has not been entered into the Urban Dictionary. Well, all I have in this world is my name, my balls, and my ability to write. And it is in that spirit — the spirit of THE COME UP — that I submit this definition.
All I have in this world is my name and my balls. Todo lo que tengo en este mundo es mi nombre y mis juevos — and I don’t anyone shit on either of these.

I have a plan 

Something one says when they have a plan to become mango harvesters in Tahiti.
Guy 1 : I have a plan.
Guy 2 : where have I heard that before?
Guy 1 : all we need is money, and we’ll be harvesting mangos in Tahiti.

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground

The moment Anakin Skywalker made the worst decision in his fucking life.
It's over Anakin, I have the high ground.

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

i have a bomb 

Something to say at school.
Saying that “I have a bomb” is a real confidence booster i would try it in crowded areas.
Kid: I HAVE A BOMB
Girl: Omg run!
Kid 2: Nice, what kind of bomb, we talkin C4 or a Bomb-vest
i have a bomb by SchoolBomber11 October 27, 2020

I have a plan arthur 

I have a plan Arthur, JUST TRUST ME, at least Micah has some loyalty
I have a plan arthur by Yeetyboi8 December 28, 2018

Can I have a Joe? 

The infamous line stated by the all time 1010FanBoost on ROBLOX.
Welcome to Boho Salon! What would you like?

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Can I have a joe?
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Can I have a Joe? by oofthetic March 9, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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