Ignitious 

V75 killer
Hard ohn
Street Bally

Uhm wtf don't have a boyfriend and Ignitious

Ignitious by Jane doe 102 November 24, 2021

Ignatius

The best name ever created. A person with this name had a shining personality and is loyal to everyone he comes across.. Adventurous and talented. The best sex you will ever have is with a person named ignatius. Anyone with the name has a big penis not a small one. Is the American version of Ignacio and the longer version of Iggy or Ig.

Whats that guys name?
His name is Ignatius.
What!? With a name like that I gotta hook up with him!

Ignatius by pitbull1234 November 7, 2011

Ignatius

Greatest baby name ever.

Ignatius Bob

Ignatius by greatnamer February 3, 2010

Ignatius

absolutely huge penis and probobly the best kisser ever dates the best girl in the world and is funny nice to people nice to him

omg your such an ignatius

thank you daddy

Ignatius by jjsn f h h. sjhh February 24, 2021

ignotum per ignotius 

literally the unknown (explained) by means of the more unknown: an annoyingly obscure explanation

i couldn't explain it. I had trouble just trying to talk. Like I was having an ignotum per ignotius moment or something.

ignotum per ignotius by mavictop February 19, 2009

turning on the ignition 

a) (for people between the ages of 18-25): having sex with your significant other for the sole purpose of placating either your or the sigother's parents by giving them grandchildren to play with

b) (semi-offensive): losing one's virginity in a one night stand

are you ready to start turning on the ignition, as in definition a)?

turning on the ignition by Uncle Dimma January 24, 2015

Ignatius Reilly 

The central character of John Kennedy Toole's pulitzer prize winning novel A Confederacy of Dunces.
In his 30s, Ignatius still lives with his innocent, old, alcoholic of a mother. Despite his immense education and former profession as a university professor, our protagonist had no patience for his students' inferior minds.
He could be described as an oafish genius prone to fantastic levels of delusion. His epic viewpoint on even the most trivial of things makes it difficult to sustain a steady job. Ignatius has a particular interest in his disdain for pop culture, and modernity in general. In fact, Reilly goes to such great lengths to revel in this disdain that he will, for example, attend the movie theater just to fiercely ridicule the lesser films.
Easily rivals Patrick Bateman as the most unintentionally humorous fictional character of all time.

Bruce Lee: Who is more unintentionally funny, the infamous Patrick Bateman or the immortal Ignatius Reilly?
Jose Contreras: They're both gut wrenchingly hilarious. Ignatius is loveable despite his ridiculousness, Bateman is despicable but awesome from a birds eye view. Both are pretty far removed from reality in one way or another, but Ignatius is a far more interesting character though American Psycho's satire is more pointed and effective.
Bruce Lee: Would you shut the fuck up?

Ignatius Reilly by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007