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"Ignition" is, among other things, the slang word for "vagina". A "penis" is called a "key", because you stick the penis in the vagina like you stick a key in the ignition

R. Kelly sings: "Let me stick my key in your Ignition, baby"

ignition by DarkSkaners September 6, 2004

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ignition

Slang for vagina. The keys are fingers or a penis. There fore u put the key or keys in the ignition.

"Wow, i bet Caleb wants someone to put their keys in his vagina."

"Looks like Ben put the key in Julie's ignition."

ignition by outsidethat[] March 10, 2009

Ignition

your mama's genitalia

your mamas ignition was great last night

Ignition by Ungay April 8, 2003

Ignition

A truly intangible concept. A concept that can only be drawn out by a certain festive ambience. When this collective of deranged kooks unite, there is no extent, and no limit to what can happen. There is no edge.

Some fear the second coming of Ignition, the rest are unaware of its existance.

Ignition by Looks February 25, 2003

IGNITION day

27th October is World IGNITION day where every female who is above the age of 18 must give an edgy person in their life the gwak gwak 3000

Sarah: hey did you know its IGNITION day?

Belle: oh shit yeah you're right, looks like I have to go give him head

Lauren: Wow you know IGNITION?

IGNITION day by Lawson_is_fish March 8, 2023

Ignition Remix

A song by R Kelly, but really written by Tounsel, its hot and fresh out the kitchen. Gimme that toot toot, and let me give you that meep meep.

I jerked off 3 times to the Ignition Remix Video.

Ignition Remix by Jeff March 10, 2003

Ignition Line

In a day and age when one-line pick ups fail to lead to chaos in the sheets, men have developed a more clever strategy to start a flirtatious chat.

Timmy had the best ignition line last Thursday to get that chick back to his dorm.

Ignition Line by TimmyBallrr January 28, 2019

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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