Toshina: Hey, Beau Vice, what's up with that iffily girl in the corner?

Beau Vice: I don't know, but I just saw her take a drink without using her hands.

iffily by Helena Boys November 7, 2007

Related Words

iffiest • iffin' • Iffit • Iffi • Ifficable • Ifficky • Iffie • iffied [iff-eed] • iffilitus • Iffilope

iffits

You cant have a fucking take away !

Iffits in the fridge you can have it
Iffits in the freezer you can have it
Iffits in the cupboard you can have it

iffits by AndrewW October 27, 2012

Gil-Iffic

When a person or thing does something that is extremely efficient and/or Powerful
Or something that is generally Gil approved:
EG: Machine-Gunning, Being not gay, Helicoptering, Being generally Indestructable

Also see : Gil Approved

1. "I have engineered the hell out of this computer to the point that it has become Gil-Iffic"

Person: I have murdered nick, twisted off his head, and then raped his mother

Gil: Maximum Gil-Iffic

Gil-Iffic by Illmitch5 December 16, 2008

Iffinization

Fornication; Sexual Intercourse.

See also sex

"You girls up for some iffinization?"

"Iffinization is quite pleasurable."

Iffinization by Kraye July 16, 2008

Iffie

A military slang used in the Unites States Army that describes a team of soldiers, usually in a maintenance unit, who repair and inspect sensitive electronic equipment, including, but not limitted to, such things as missile guidance systems.

"That iffie shop is squared away! Now, I know how things work in an iffie, so I won't go down there, but you tell them that first sergeant is happy."

Iffie by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004

iffin'

when someone pretends to be about to commit a violent act upon another person but then refrains from actually touching anyone

Akiah: Miss, he all ballin' his fist up and iffin' me! He actin' like he gonna punch me!

iffin' by LBee March 9, 2008

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026