Iffi 

Californian texting slang meaning, "If I."

"Idk iffi can do tha for you homie."

Iffi by danielstarcate2 June 19, 2023

iffily

An unknown person at a party with questionable character.

Toshina: Hey, Beau Vice, what's up with that iffily girl in the corner?

Beau Vice: I don't know, but I just saw her take a drink without using her hands.

iffily by Helena Boys November 7, 2007

iffits 

You cant have a fucking take away !

Iffits in the fridge you can have it
Iffits in the freezer you can have it
Iffits in the cupboard you can have it

iffits by AndrewW October 27, 2012

Gil-Iffic 

When a person or thing does something that is extremely efficient and/or Powerful
Or something that is generally Gil approved:
EG: Machine-Gunning, Being not gay, Helicoptering, Being generally Indestructable


Also see : Gil Approved

1. "I have engineered the hell out of this computer to the point that it has become Gil-Iffic"

Person: I have murdered nick, twisted off his head, and then raped his mother

Gil: Maximum Gil-Iffic

Gil-Iffic by Illmitch5 December 16, 2008

Iffinization 

Fornication; Sexual Intercourse.

See also sex

"You girls up for some iffinization?"

"Iffinization is quite pleasurable."

Iffinization by Kraye July 16, 2008

Iffie 

A military slang used in the Unites States Army that describes a team of soldiers, usually in a maintenance unit, who repair and inspect sensitive electronic equipment, including, but not limitted to, such things as missile guidance systems.

"That iffie shop is squared away! Now, I know how things work in an iffie, so I won't go down there, but you tell them that first sergeant is happy."

Iffie by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004

iffin' 

when someone pretends to be about to commit a violent act upon another person but then refrains from actually touching anyone

Akiah: Miss, he all ballin' his fist up and iffin' me! He actin' like he gonna punch me!

iffin' by LBee March 9, 2008