if you want 

Basically the answer to everything. This simple phrase means you never have to say your opinion about anything ever again.

Girl: "Does this skirt look good on me?"
Shortie P: "If you want"

if you want by Shortie P September 28, 2006

if you want to study biology in s4 

stuff my science teacher says every day and low-key flex her biology sills

if you want to study biology in s4, you will learn more about this

if you want to study biology in s4 by random ppl May 18, 2021

If you want my gun, try and take it

An expression used by Trixie Mattel to make fun of or parodise something in a stereotypical southern american accent

Person 1: „Why do these gay people need a parade, why do they need to be so in your face about it?“
Person 2 (with irony): „If you want my gun, try and take it“

If you want my gun, try and take it by Langiuca October 3, 2023

If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru 

If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru

If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru

If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025

If you want to use your old handle, *click here*

Not that I can't prove it immediately.

Hym "When you go to change you're pseudonym on Urban Dictionary it says 'If you want to use your old handle, *click here*' So I can recover any of my previous names at any time."

If you want to use your old handle, *click here* by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

you can come if you want 

A phrase used by people who doesn’t want you to come with them, but also doesn’t want you to know that. Using this phrase is a perfect way to ensure that the person you’re talking to will not come.

“Are you doing anything tonight?”
“Yeah...I’m going to a party. You can come if you want.”

you can come if you want by Iwb April 24, 2020

You can lay your legs on me if you want to 

Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.

Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.

An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.

Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."

Female: "No thanks."

Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!

You can lay your legs on me if you want to by CaptainMooseknuckle May 7, 2019