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A hairy baboon from the jungles of Indonesia. usually considered insulting.
Guy 1: dude. you are such a loser
Guy 2: oh yeah. you look like an iesmat and you smell like one too.

everybody: ohhhhhhhh. disssssss.
Iesmat by sheh June 30, 2007
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The most beautiful girl on earth who has a pure heart. Everyone needs a ismat to brighten up their life. They are smart, hardworking and most of all caring. An ismat will brighten up any room they enter. Their smile is so beautiful it’s like a drug. They will go to any extent to help their loved ones. If you ever break an ismats heart you’ve definitely lost a precious part of your life.
M:omg who is that girl she is so pretty and kind

A:oh that’s ismat she’s the most purest and gorgeous person you’ll ever meet
Ismat by Mahnonymous June 24, 2021

Itsmatthoff 

aka Matt Hoff, that popular kid on youtube that makes fuckin awesome videos. most of are short films/skits, and all of them are good
Holy fuck I love ItsMattHoff!!!!
Itsmatthoff by mmattt October 27, 2011
The culmination of everything wonderful.
Someone composed entirely of chocolate and sunshine dust. Can be used interchangably with the following terms: fashionable, beautiful, ambitious, witty, selfless, talented, unbelievable(with a positive connotation),elegant and graceful.
I think given the choice between surfing and watching Reading Rainbow with Ismat, I would choose the latter.
ismat by yoohoo February 22, 2005
A person with a heart of Gold
Full of confidence and brave

A person who value experience and fun over money
We are In of need “ Ismath “ meaning in need of confidence to archive something
ismath by Vaneesa January 2, 2018

ItsMattDude 

The secxs master! He’s great at women sex’s!
ItsMattDude does NOT like penis
ItsMattDude by ItsMattDude February 11, 2022

ItsMatthewMahan 

An LGBTQIA+ youtuber who puts a great amount of effort into his videos, specifically crunching numbers on a kids' game.
Person 1:"Ay bro did you watch the new ItsMatthewMahan video?"
Person 2:"Ew, you still watch that short freak?"
ItsMatthewMahan by Tet4nus June 30, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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