idtard

someone who thinks they will be good at water polo cause they know how to swim

idtard:"I'll be awesome at water polo."
smart guy:"Why?"
idtard:"Cause i can swim"
smart guy:"Oh so youll be good at soccer because you can run?"

by knock knock- you suck March 25, 2011

Idtard

Someone who is overly reliant upon their id, and unable to overcome their base instincts with logic and reasoning.

“Why did Todd sell his house to buy 1200 beanie babies?”
“He’s an idtard, that’s why.”

Sigma Freud warned about the idtards among us.

by Varilus June 17, 2025

InTard

An InTard is a Inbread whos parents are Retard or other way around.

*guy 1 "did you hear that Ryans cousin Brook is an inbread"
*guy 2 "yea, don't Brooks parents have downsydrome"
*guy 1 "yea she's such an InTard"

by Rad Chad09 April 10, 2023

itard

One who continues to purchase items such as the ipod, and will be purchasing future items such as the iphone because they are mindless sheep. Instead of actually doing research on said items they will wander to the nearest best buy and fork out 400 dollars for an outdated ipod because they don't realize there are other options out there. The itard is so ignorant, that they will ask you if you have an ipod rather than asking if you have an mp3 player. Continuing this trend eventually itard's will believe that music spawns from ipods and owning anything else will be a strange and frightening experience for them.
Apple could bring back 8 tracks and these morons would still buy it.

itard: "Dude, what kind of ipod is that?"
Person with a brain: "It's not an ipod, its a zen, now get away from me you fucking heathen".

itard: "Dude, i can't wait for the iphone. Finally i can play music on my phone!".
Person 2 with a brain: "Yeah, phones have been doing that for about 3 years now. Now quit drooling and get back to making my fries".

by roflskates March 3, 2007

iTard

Someone who stands in line to spends hundreds of dollars on Apple products.

Johhny stood in line for three days to buy that new iPhone. He's such an iTard.

by Matt Hallmark August 11, 2007

iTard

self-centered duchebag overly impressed with their apple products.

My sister just got an iPad and never puts it away. What an iTard!

by AAAlexxx November 29, 2010

iTard

iDiots that have bought in to the marketing campaign that everything Mac is superior. Additionally they remind the rest of us of their gullibility at every opportunity, droning on about how their iMac, iPod, iPhone works better and faster than any other device ever made.

Tim told me, again, how superior his iPhone is to every other phone ever made. iTard!

by rufrknkiddnme January 15, 2008