Igtard

A word created when parents disliked the word retard. Used to describe dislike or distaste for an objest or person normally used when someone/something isn't cooperating .

-sorry I didn't IM you back my computer is being an igtard.

My mom won't let me go see Jay Sean live because she is an igtard.

by Marty bragster October 15, 2009

InTard

An InTard is a Inbread whos parents are Retard or other way around.

*guy 1 "did you hear that Ryans cousin Brook is an inbread"
*guy 2 "yea, don't Brooks parents have downsydrome"
*guy 1 "yea she's such an InTard"

by Rad Chad09 April 10, 2023

itard

One who continues to purchase items such as the ipod, and will be purchasing future items such as the iphone because they are mindless sheep. Instead of actually doing research on said items they will wander to the nearest best buy and fork out 400 dollars for an outdated ipod because they don't realize there are other options out there. The itard is so ignorant, that they will ask you if you have an ipod rather than asking if you have an mp3 player. Continuing this trend eventually itard's will believe that music spawns from ipods and owning anything else will be a strange and frightening experience for them.
Apple could bring back 8 tracks and these morons would still buy it.

itard: "Dude, what kind of ipod is that?"
Person with a brain: "It's not an ipod, its a zen, now get away from me you fucking heathen".

itard: "Dude, i can't wait for the iphone. Finally i can play music on my phone!".
Person 2 with a brain: "Yeah, phones have been doing that for about 3 years now. Now quit drooling and get back to making my fries".

by roflskates March 3, 2007

iTard

Someone who stands in line to spends hundreds of dollars on Apple products.

Johhny stood in line for three days to buy that new iPhone. He's such an iTard.

by Matt Hallmark August 11, 2007

iTard

self-centered duchebag overly impressed with their apple products.

My sister just got an iPad and never puts it away. What an iTard!

by AAAlexxx November 29, 2010

iTard

iDiots that have bought in to the marketing campaign that everything Mac is superior. Additionally they remind the rest of us of their gullibility at every opportunity, droning on about how their iMac, iPod, iPhone works better and faster than any other device ever made.

Tim told me, again, how superior his iPhone is to every other phone ever made. iTard!

by rufrknkiddnme January 15, 2008

intard

from the phoenix slang, a combination of intern and retard. somebody who is paid to do nothing but ask questions, take up time from people who do real work and build crappy models that fall apart.

hey intard, why don't you do something productive, like get me some coffee.

by tormentedsoulradiomix June 11, 2006