Ibrich

A name which has his origin from the rusty, but charming place of Friesland.

It comes from the prefix Ibe, which has been commonly used for the fishermen of the area. Probably. Because nobody really understands those friendly Frieslandish fuckers.

Ibrich is also a quite unique kind of person that really likes laying down on the floor. But like really loves laying down. It's very hard to take an Ibrich home because she just loves the ground SO MUCH. Ibrich is also a great kisser, so be prepared to get blown away. The legend even says that...if you kiss an Ibrich, you will never forget that moment and you will know seven years of great joy.

"Have you seen this wack girl that just keeps laying down on the floor?"

*Yeah man, she must be an Ibrich. Totally crazy. But I want to kiss her though.*

by ikbenhamza July 23, 2018

ibricked

to render your iphone as useless as a ceramic block

"Dude i just downloaded an unauthorized program onto my iphone and the damn thing ibricked! That $400 I just spent was a total waste of money!"

by joe finny November 5, 2007

iBrick

The term used to describe an unactivated iPhone, due to the fact this it is mainly a useless, shiny, brick-like device until you wait the 24+ hours for it to work.

I can't wait until I can use this iBrick for something other than holding loose papers from falling off my desk.

by YanaBanana August 1, 2007

iBrick

an iPhone that is rendered useless by ill advised hacking to try and unlock it by unofficial means.

I downloaded this software from the internet to unlock my iPhone, and i've ended up with a iBrick

by gbshahaq June 10, 2008

iBrick

Apple's iPhone before activation. Refers to how useless it is when it can't do anything, and its striking resemblance to a brick.

I can't activate my iPhone, so I'm sitting at my computer crying and staring at my iBrick.

by thesadmonkey August 1, 2007

Ibrihiming

Jerking off to a male you thought was a female to completion.

P1: Dang bro have you seen the new C9 Sneaky cosplay?
P2: Nah I don't mess with that stuff, my dad is constantly ibrihiming.

by NuggetsFly April 15, 2022

iBrick

Any piece of Apple technology that you bought new only to find that it's completely useless less than five years later due to planned obsolescence.

Whoa! Is that an iPod 5GB?!
-Yeah, I remember I spent like $400 on it and now it's just an iBrick.

Dude, I don't know what to do with this iBook, I bought it in '02 and now it's basically an iBrick.

by missalissa June 10, 2008