To venture out into into the streets of Bangkok, drunk and high. Bang countless prostitutes until one's nutsack is totally empty: 'I've got nothing left'
In reference to the Eastenders episode where Ian Beale has a breakdown and confesses that he has 'nothing left'
I'm gonna get Ian Beale'd tonight, gonna bang bare prossies until I got nothing left
A deal which results in one party getting a substantially better deal then the other, and at the same time the benefitting party still claims to have been screwed.
Named after the founder of Cambridge ON, Ian Jackson, who ripped off the Native tribes people.
Frank told me that he would sell me $20 of gum for $50. After we made the deal, he still claimed he was ripped off. He was Ian Dealed.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.