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Most noticeably stands for "I'm talking scorched earth mother fu**er" . Based on the game Lord Of The Rings, the nerds basically just made this up to show there "superiority" when "owning" in a game (Not necessarily LOTR) .
BeZerk-Beaver: just got owned in a -ap for naabz
TriNiuM: omw, you serious you noob?
BeZerk-Beaver: serious, that mort owned like ITSEMF !
ITSEMF by TriNiuM November 15, 2009
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It insists upon itself 

Something most think is profound but in reality is pretentious and ostentatious.
Lois loved The Godfather, but Peter knew that it insists upon itself. He liked the Money Pit.
It insists upon itself by Ole Gil September 22, 2007
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itsmefraz 

A chav who lives in bradford famous for his 'Who put shit through my letterbox' videos and his music which he posted on Kingofdahills TV youtube channel and he also tried to diss keemstar and memeulous.Also you will never understand him
Itsmefraz is a Bradford chav who you'll never understand
itsmefraz by YoloMenace001 March 30, 2020

It'll work itself out

The phrase you say when you have no solution to solve the problem, so you believe that it will resolve itself without any work on your part.
Person One: Did you remember to do your homework for Trig?
Person Two: No, but it'll work itself out.
It'll work itself out by Jimmy S January 10, 2004

it aint gonna suck itself 

quit bullshittin and give me a blowjob
Frosty and Dianna are laying in bed naked. Frosty looks over and tells Dianna "hey it aint gonna suck itself".

shit itself

Australian, colloq broke down in a major way; beyond repair.
Me bloody car just shit itself mate.
shit itself by herbie August 31, 2004

the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself 

In large corporations it is imperative to understand that the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself if your goal is to move up the ladder.
Excuse me, Derek? The bosses cock isn't going to suck itself.
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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