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intertwined asshole

when you intertwine your fingers of both hands and shove them up a girls ass while she trys to shove her own two fists down her mouth, im a faggot for writing this
things were really heating up last night until my girl told me she want an intertwined asshole. i was shocked but i gave it to her
intertwined asshole by maxandad1 February 22, 2011

Intertwined balls 

Intertwine balls is when you're spinning your balls inside your ball sack so long that you lose all feeling in your nutsack and pass out usually dying in the process. if you don't die you usually feel severe pain can be treated in the hospital
Balls are very itchy using the spin and twist technique is the best

Realize that you can spend the left ball over the right ball

Continues to spend balls

Feels extreme bowel pain and passes out later dies long story short do not twist your balls in a circle you will get intertwined balls
Intertwined balls by Bigsops April 1, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012