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Stop inventing 

Get out of here with your bs ideas
Get lost with your absurd ideas
“Carlos give 10 car lengths to Charles”

“Please don’t ask these things; stop inventing”
Stop inventing by F1fan July 5, 2022
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who invented breathing 

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.
person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

Sad App Inventor 

In the MIT app inventor competition students used scratch coding with expensive code while loosing to a rando with

cheaper code. Causing these app inventors to be sad.
*Snapchat story* "Missing, drunk, awake at 4 A.M. (Sad App Inventor)."
Sad App Inventor by sadappinventor September 30, 2021

Archie the inventor 

Character from Balamory, a chum of PC Plum. Archie lives in a Pink Castle, is quite fat and wears a kilt.
He is always fiddling with some great new invention, which requires him to ask PC Plum for some assistance.
Certainly not intended for the CBBC audience
Hello PC Plum, would you mind holding this knob for me
Archie the inventor by dpme December 24, 2004

jazz_invincible

Jazz: The king of that site called Neopets because he was so kingish like that. He had all the avatars and became so popular on a stupid site until he cheated and was frozen.

Then he disappeared.

But people STILL talk about him. So the invincible Jazz was invincible after all, and he was slayed by that thing we know as TNT.
Board title: Who remembers jazz_invincible?

Board message: He was frozen! Wth! He was like, the KING of this craphole. What happened?!?!?!
jazz_invincible by AC Freak October 15, 2010

inventorious 

Jeff was feeling rather inventorious after purchasing an additional 200 million bonds.
inventorious by victorious December 10, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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