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to fuck a girl "invade" her with your dick.
Cesar, it's time to invade Alexandria.
invade by Adrian April 8, 2006
When a person country or thing is stronger, they take the land, money, pussy, or home of the weaker entity. This is called 'Invasion'. It has recently lost popularity due to nuclear armaments and the generally shitty attitude it denotes. Still a popular hobby in some ghettos (carjacking, home invasion) and for certain world leaders like Vladimir Putin or almost any U.S. Presidents.

Also applicable when you tap a girl but I wouldn't tell her that you call it that.
"I invaded that puss like it was 1939 again bro!"
Invade by FairDinkumBro May 1, 2019

invade New Zealand 

The topic of a satirical ad from an Australian entertainment show called The Gruen Transfer.

"Let's all go to New Zealand, we can have it all as our land, no planes, no tanks, no navy, not to want it would be crazy"

It's just 100% Too Easy.
Why would Australia invade New Zealand? There's nothing there but sheep and orcs.
invade New Zealand by AnonJudicator October 20, 2009

Invade poland

Invade poland is when you are going to shove your penis through a girl really hard, almost brutally! Barbarian style, no fingering or licking before, just a really hard push from the first time! Not recommended on virgins lol.
Girl u`d better relax cause i`m gonna invade poland!
Invade poland by DARi0 April 23, 2009

invade your personal space 

A cute term used to imply being close or intimate to someone. Best used when someone is claustrophobic.
I can't wait to see you later and invade your personal space.

Invade The God 

The most feared hacker on the Internet to this date. He is a master in Social Engineering as well as Defacing. He specializes in DOXing, SWATting, Coding, Jacking, and DDoSing. If you ever encounter Invade The God or Invade The Icon you should probably not make any sort of contact with him or you will get hacked.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Invade The God
Person 2: Yeah isn't that the kid who has the capability to fuck anyone's day up?
Person 3: Yes it is but I guarantee I could run that skid.
Person 1: Dude I would not do it he will run your shit sideways.
Person 2: Agreed. Man don't do it.
Person 3: Do you guys think I am stupid he would fuck my life up if I even talked to him the wrong way.
Invade The God by Undefined User September 13, 2013
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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