U$C

The proper spelling of 'USC', the University of Southern California, after a 2007 scandal involving over $280,000 in cash, rent and gifts were given to former player Reggie Bush and his family.

May also be used to refer to the rich, spoiled students that attend the school.
It was awesome when the UCLA Bruins beat U$C Trojans 13-9.
by AnonJudicator September 05, 2009
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Bobby Bowden

Dictator for life at Florida State. While Bowden led Seminole football to a series of impressive seasons in the 1990s, the new century has proven to be too much for the old guy.

Bowden is currently competing with his fellow lich lord Joe Paterno to see who will retire (die) first.
The 2006 Orange Bowl between Bobby Bowden and Joe Paterno was also known as the Geriatric Bowl.
by AnonJudicator September 07, 2009
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Big Law

A term used by law students and those in the legal profession to refer to large private firms in the US. These firms are typically located in NYC, Chicago, or Washington DC and have impressive multi-million dollar offices in skyscrapers, complete with full libraries that are rarely used. Many law students initially aspire to work for a Big Law firm.

The seduction:

> Six-figure salaries, as much as $150k right out of school
> Internship during school, which mostly involves a reduced workload with lavish lunches and trips to baseball games
> Company perks, like leased Beamers or season tickets to MLB or NBA games

The reality:

> 2500 to 3000 billable hours, which translates to 80-90 hour work weeks
> 7am-7pm five days a week, often half day on Saturday, so you don't have time to use your Knicks tickets anyway
> Over 33 percent drop-out rate among first-year associates, up to two-thirds quit by third year
> Lawyers have one of the highest rates of alcoholism and depression among all professions, and this is especially prevalent in big private law firms
1L: I want to work in Big Law so I can buy a boat and drive a BMW 745i

3-year associate: I'll gladly trade you mine in exchange for the last three years of my 20s back
by AnonJudicator October 27, 2009
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LSU

Louisiana State University, home of fans who think it's cool to replace the letter 'o' with '-eaux' whenever possible to connect with their French heritage. Male fans are often seen wearing purple and pink T-shirts and women's hats while holding "Geaux Tigers" signs.
Geaux LSU heauxmeauxs!
by AnonJudicator September 07, 2009
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invade New Zealand

The topic of a satirical ad from an Australian entertainment show called The Gruen Transfer.

"Let's all go to New Zealand, we can have it all as our land, no planes, no tanks, no navy, not to want it would be crazy"

It's just 100% Too Easy.
Why would Australia invade New Zealand? There's nothing there but sheep and orcs.
by AnonJudicator October 20, 2009
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Godzilla

What Japanese people are afraid of
Stan used a Godzilla model to successful defend Sea World from the Japanese
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Suckeyes

A variant of the popular OSUCKS and the proper name for the Ohio State Buckeyes and their fans. Earned for their back-to-back national championship loses in basketball and football to the glorious Florida Gators.
The Suckeyes think they are good when their schedule is nothing but in-state cupcakes like the Ohio Institute of Airconditioning Repair.
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